How can we resist falling instantly, madly in love with a card company called Pretty Bitter? We can’t. And we didn’t. Which is why you’re reading about them today.

We’ve already told you about their awesome Man Notes. But the fabulously cynical Sentimental Journey cards are adept at turning Hallmark occasions on their arses. Enlarge the images to properly appreciate the hilarious wall-to-wall copy.

An excerpt from the  Little Bundle of Joy card: So tell me, is it harder than expected to pretend that it’s like a million times cuter than every other baby we’ve ever seen? Because we both know that all babies look exactly alike… Lunch? Next week? No, better yet next week 18 years from now. Perfect!

I’d say this is definitely one reserved for a best friend. Or a best frienemy. –Liz

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