It’s no news that Cool Mom Picks loves cards from Kiki Parry’s Alternate Greetings. Her slightly inappropriate and hysterical quips are perfect for those moments when you want your message to be just a little different.

This Father’s Day card
is perfect for the non-fathers in your life who have been influential
and supportive and who, um, hopefully have a sense of humor. Maybe a father-in-law ? It reads: You’ve been like a father to me. / Except you never knocked up my mom. Did you? Now this is awkward.

Just don’t give it to your grandfather. That would be really weird. – Stephanie M

Find quirky Father’s Day cards at Alternate Greetings.