15 funny Mother’s Day Cards for mamas with sass

Last year we tracked down 10 of the funniest Mother’s Day cards, because you know what? Not all of us have mothers (or are mothers) who want sappy prefab poems served up with breakfast in bed. Some of us are happy to know we’re raising a kid with a sense of humor.

Funny Mother's Day Cards on Cool Mom Picks

I had the best time tracking down even more of the funniest Mother’s Day cards. Apologies in advance to some of you. -Liz

[from last year, the Lady Parts Mother's Day Card, $4 at Whit and Whistle]

Insanely Funny Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Mothers are All Slightly Insane: Then again, consider the source. ($4.72, Spiffy Little Things

 

Facebook Mother's Day card | Cool Mom Picks

Facebook Mother’s Day Card: Actuallly this card is sweeter on the inside than the outside. Mostly. ($5, Finch and Hare)

 

Great Mom Funny Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Placenta Mother’s Day Card: Not for the squeamish. ($4, Whit and Whistle)

 

Keeper Funny Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

I’m Keeping You card: Just like she kept you. Aw. Sentimental. ($5, Sadshop)

Mom Jeans Funny Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Mom jeans card: Flattery will get you everywhere. But really, maybe get her a gift card for real jeans to go with it? ($4, Whit and Whistle)

 

Small But Great Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Hey mom, you’re small: Best delivered by tall child. ($3. Ms Spanner)

 

Funny Bacon Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Jewish Mother’s Day card: Just be sure to get her a gift too…Jewish guilt and all. ($3.50, Silly Reggie)

 

Awesome mom Mother's Day card | Cool Mom Picks

Mom is Awesome Card: A little geekery in the form of a pie chart. ($4.25, Print Smitten)

 

Funny Mother's Day Cards | Cool Mom Picks

Rosemary’s Baby Card: Says more about you, of course. ($3.75, Seas and Peas)

 

Won the Race Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

I’m glad I won the race: Nothing starts your Mother’s Day off right like a good sperm joke. ($3.87, Dickens Ink)

 

Thanks Mom Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Thanks for not leaving me: Well, it’s true. ($3.75, Seas and Peas)

 

Two Moms Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Two Moms card: Best if you actually do have two moms ($4, Rags and Widows)

 

Favorite Child Mother's Day Card | Cool Mom Picks

Favorite Child Card: If you don’t actually have siblings, the meaning is entirely different. ($3.95, Duv Designs)

 

Funny Mother's Day Cards | Cool Mom Picks

Duggar Mother’s Day card: Truer words have never been spoken ($3.40, Seas and Peas)

Liz

Liz Gumbinner is the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief of Cool Mom Picks and Cool Mom Tech. This makes her very happy.

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