16 of the funniest Father’s Day cards. Hold the tired remote control jokes.

Looking for the perfect (and perfectly funny) Father’s Day card, it’s hard to find ones that aren’t all about tools, beer, golf, remote controls and yardwork. Stereotypes abound in 2013, whoo! Instead, here are ones that made us chuckle. There’s a lot of sex references here. And yeah, we couldn’t resist one good fart joke. You’ve been warned. -Liz

Funny Father's Day cards | Cool Mom Picks

 

Pulling Out ($4, The Defiant Peanut)
If he has a good sense of humor…well, only you know for sure.

Bucket Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Bucket Card (Seas and Peas, $3.75)
Truer words have not been spoken.

 

Thanks for Teaching Me Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Thanks for Teaching Me (Pink Orchid Press, $5)
Because some dads are multi-taskers. And thus, so are their children.

 

You Got Laid Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Laid (Sylvan Nest, $5)
Best if you’re an only child or might need a slight revision.

 

Ron Swanson Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Ron Swanson card (Restless Express, $4.25)
Community fans, your card is ready.

 

Thanks for sticking up for me card on Cool Mom Picks

Thanks for Sticking Up For Me ($3, Low Key Greetings)
What? It was totally a bad call. Stupid umpire.

 

Hair on Chest Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Hair on Chest (Whit and Whistle, $4)
Safer than bourbon, but with far more lasting effects.

Shooting Boyfriends Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Shooting Boyfriends (Cheeky Kumquat, $4)
Oh, like your dad never joked about it even once.

 

You are Not Bad Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

You are Not Bad (sadshop $5)
Understated. We like that.

 

Star Wars Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Star Wars Card (Dove Designs Shop, $6.75)
Aw, Darth Vader + Love.

 

Grandpa Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Grandpa Card (Duv Designs, $3.95)
This is perfect for any grandfather. But only if it comes from you, of course. Don’t tell your cousins.

 

You Slut Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Slut Card (Seas and Peas, $3.75)
Dad, you ignorant slut. (Ha.)

My favorite Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

My favorite (Cheeky Kumquat, $4)
A little good-natured competition never hurt anyone. That we know of.

 

Putting up with me Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

Putting up with me (Rowhouse14, $4.25)
Because real men change diapers too.

He Danced Father's Day Card on Cool Mom Picks

He Danced (Melancholy Greetings, $3.95)
So dark. So wry. So Footloose.

 

Red Buttons Father's Day card on Cool Mom Picks

Red Buttons card ($4.69, Spiffy Little Things)
Perfectly astute, as anyone who has ever watched America’s Funniest Home Videos can attest.

Liz

Liz Gumbinner is the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief of Cool Mom Picks and Cool Mom Tech. This makes her very happy.