Coffee to wake up with in the morning. Wine to relax with at night once you’ve sung your last lullaby. Luckily, this mug is perfect for the yin and yang of beverages.

Shhh! coffee / wine mug on Cool Mom Picks

Of course, this adorable mug from ChantillyStay on Etsy wouldn’t work for me, because my voracious reader would let the secret out. Still, one opaque mug that handles my morning coffee IV and my evening wine session is a pretty good deal. 

Each 14-oz ceramic mug is hand-stamped with shhh…there’s wine in here, or another quote of your choice, including the substitution of your favorite spirit in place of wine. Do you think they can fit “spicy mango bacon margarita” on there? Asking for a friend.

Shhh! mug on Cool Mom Picks

One teeny drag: the mugs are hand-wash only. Le sigh. Also, the artist admits that she cost-shops for mugs, which means the shape might be a little different from mug to mug. But if you order a grouping, they’ll all have the same shape (Book Club gifting, for the win!). The shop only has one instance of feedback at the moment, although it’s 100% positive. Still, we thought you ought to know. At the very least, you know what to do the next time your kids clamor to go to the paint-your-own pottery place. –Delilah

Find the Shhh… coffee mug at ChantillyStay on Etsy.