While you’re busy looking for the perfect Father’s Day gifts, you can’t forget the perfect funny card, right? If you’re like me (and your dad like my dad) then you’ll appreciate these 18 funny Father’s Day cards that I tracked down on Etsy this year. We promise they’re all SFW–unless maybe your work is in a monastery–and somehow, we managed once again to avoid tired references to lazy dads, power tools, remote controls, golf, and mowing the lawn.

Hey cardmakers: Take a cue from these artist and get with the 21st century.

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Related: Our updated guide to the funniest Father’s Day cards, 2019 edition

If It Wasn’t For You…Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Hello Small World)
A sentiment you can both agree with.

Knocked Up Mom Father’s Day Card ($4, How Awcard)
Not sure how many dads you can give this too. We won’t pry.

Your contribution to my existence Father’s Day Card ($4, Paper Freckles)
And this is why you need to give him more than a card.

Working the Pole Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Sweet Perversion)
The words every dad hopes to hear from his daughter one day.

Maury Povich Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Seas and Peas)
Was there ever any doubt? Don’t answer that.

Daddy Issues Father’s Day Card ($5 ASP Design Solutions)
Or so you think.

Darth Vader Father’s Day Card (For Better or Best)
It’s not Father’s Day without one good Darth Vader reference.

Thanks For Having Me Father’s Day Card ($5, Cheeky Kumquat)
There was probably at least one other reason.

Too Much Whiskey Father’s Day Card ($5, Hairbrained Schemes)
The perfect card to go with a good whiskey perhaps?

Breaking Bad Father’s Day Card ($3, SiouxAlex)
Suddenly the idea of a Father’s Day barbecue has a different meaning.

We Make Cute Babies Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Jade Court Designs)
For your husband or partner, NOT your dad. Ew.

I love you more than… Father’s Day Cards  ($4.50, Hop Skip Jump Paper)
Lots to choose from. Even customize your own.

Thanks for Not Shooting my Boyfriends Card  ($4, Cheeky Kumquat)
Even pacifist dads have entertained thoughts. Trust us.

Wiped My Butt Father’s Day Card  ($4, How Awcard)
Sad but true. And funny. And sad.

That One Time… Father’s Day Card ($3.92, Sylvan Nest)
Cheers to the dad who can appreciate this card. Maybe one you’re married to? (Ha.)

Al Bundy Father’s Day Card   ($4.50, Seas and Peas)
Any excuse for a good Married With Children reference.

Teenage Years Father’s Day Card  ($5.50, Violet Press and Paper)
Those of you with younger kids? Karma is coming.

For 21 more funny Father’s Day cards, check out our 2019 roundup, and visit our archives for lots of Father’s Day gift ideas!