15 hilariously funny Christmas cards you may need some cajones to send

Funny Christmas cards: Getting Drunk in Folding Chairs at Brutally Honest Cards

Every year, I love finding funny holiday cards available online, so many from cool small designers and shops that don’t have shareholders on their boards who look at the holiday card messages and say Are you kidding? We can’t sell that into Walgreen’s!

Here are some of the best funny Christmas cards we found this year. No fruitcake jokes, “your gift is this card” jokes, no Christmas ball jokes. You know what we mean. If you have the kinds of friends and family on your list who can take a Christmas card joke, then you may have the best gift of all.

 

Funny Christmas cards: LEGO-related injuries at Shop Sapling Press

LEGO related injuries Christmas card ($4.50, Shop Sapling Press)
If there is a parent in the world who can’t relate to this card, they will. Very soon.

 

Funny holiday cards Zombie Walker in a Winter Wonderland | Seas and Peas

Zombie Walker in a Winter Wonderland holiday card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
Poor guy got zombified wearing his ugly Christmas sweater and is now doomed to wear it forever. What a way to go.

 

Funny holiday cards: You're good at holiday things from Shop Sapling Press

You’re good at holiday things ($4.50, Shop Sapling Press)
Know anyone like this in your life? If you can check all 7 boxes, score.

 

Funny Christmas cards: Getting drunk in folding chairs | Brutally Honest Cards

Getting drunk in folding chairs Christmas card ($4.99, Brutally Honest Cards)
This shop has so many great options but this one had us laughing out loud.

 

 

Funny Christmas Cards: Betty White Christmas at Seas and Peas

Betty White Christmas card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
If we could have anyone join us for Christmas…

 

Funny holiday cards: Santa's kiss at Finch and Hare

Santa Kiss holiday card ($5, Finch and Hare)
And the truth comes out.

Funny holiday cards: Jingle Bells, Batman Smells... from Little Lovelies Studio

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells… holiday card ($4.50, Little Lovelies Studio)
Your kids will probably get this one before you do.

 

Funny Christmas definition card from Shop Sapling Press

Eat candy out of socks Christmas card ($4.50, Shop Sapling Press)
That about sums it up.

 

 

Funny holiday cards: I just hate your house holiday card at uncooked

I just hate your house holiday card ($2.25, uncooked)
Dear neighbor with 8 inflatable blow-up reindeer on the front lawn….

 

Santa hot tub party funny Christmas card at Darkroom and Dearly

Santa hot tub party Christmas card ($4, Darkroom and Dearly)
Olaf!

 

Justin Bieber ugly sweater funny Christmas card | Pablo Panda

Justin Bieber ugly sweater Christmas card ($4.45, Pablo Panda)
There are other celebs too, but we have to go with the Biebs.

 

Twerk for Santa funny Christmas card from Sweet Perversion

Twerk for Santa ($4.50, Sweet Perversion)
“I saw Mommy giving a lap dance to Saaaanta Claus….”

Funny holiday cards: Seasons Greetings from Holidayville | Emiiy McDowell Draws

Seasons Greetings from Holidayville holiday card ($4.50, Emily McDowell Draws)
More erudite Christmas humor from one of our favorite artists. And honestly, don’t we all live on Freaking Pine Needles Everywhere Street, these days?

 

 

Funny holiday cards: Don't feel too special | uncooked

Don’t feel too special holiday card ($2.25, uncooked)
We could think of a lot of people to give this card to. Which is the point.

 

Funny holiday cards: What holidays are for | Sad Shop

What holidays are for ($5, Sad Shop)
Sad Shop always seems to sum things up just perfectly.

 

Liz

Liz Gumbinner is the Publisher and Editor-in-Chief of Cool Mom Picks and Cool Mom Tech. This makes her very happy.

2 Comments

  • Reply December 19, 2014

    Help4newmoms

    My favorite is the Betty White card…”You’re Good at Holiday Things” is a close second!

  • Reply December 19, 2014

    Charles McCool

    I hate your house. Awesome.

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