Every year, I love finding funny holiday cards available online, so many from cool small designers and shops that don’t have shareholders on their boards who look at the holiday card messages and say Are you kidding? We can’t sell that into Walgreen’s!

Here are some of the best funny Christmas cards we found this year. No fruitcake jokes, “your gift is this card” jokes, no Christmas ball jokes. You know what we mean. If you have the kinds of friends and family on your list who can take a Christmas card joke, then you may have the best gift of all.

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Updated 2023

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells… holiday card ($4.50, Little Lovelies Studio)
Your kids will probably get this one before you do.

Zombie Walker in a Winter Wonderland holiday card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
Poor guy got zombified wearing his ugly Christmas sweater and is now doomed to wear it forever. What a way to go.
Note: This shop is taking a short break but this Zombie Christmas card from PaperViolet Designs is adorable

You’re good at holiday things ($4.50, Shop Sapling Press)
This shop has so many hilarious Christmas cards if this one is sold out

Getting drunk in folding chairs Christmas card ($4.99, Brutally Honest Cards)
This shop has so many great options but this one had us laughing out loud.
Note: This shop is on a break but this funny Christmas card from BenchPressed may work for you!

Betty White Christmas card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
If we could have anyone join us for Christmas…
Note: This shop is on a break but there’s a similar one from Holden and Hunter

Santa Kiss holiday card ($5, Finch and Hare)
And the truth comes out.

I just hate your house holiday card ($2.25, uncooked – no longer available)
Dear neighbor with 8 inflatable blow-up reindeer on the front lawn….

Santa hot tub party Christmas card ($4, Darkroom and Dearly)
Olaf!

Don’t feel too special holiday card ($2.25, uncooked, no longer available)
We could think of a lot of people to give this card to. Which is the point.

What holidays are for ($5, Sad Shop via Footnotes)
SadShop always seems to sum things up just perfectly.