Tag: humor

Web coolness: The best dressing room mirrors, our dream Star Wars gift, Jane Austen is so money and more.

Here are some of the links we’ve loved reading around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   Totally fascinated by this article in the Daily Mail about the differences in dressing room mirrors. Fascinating to read how the same woman in the same dress looks totally different in 10 different retail dressing rooms. Also, great tips on what makes for flattering lighting that you could use in your own home. (PS Remind us to shop at Selfridges when we’re in London!) We all want this new Star Wars gift so so badly! Family summer TV ideas you...

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Hamiltones crayons: We don’t know how to say no to this!

My daughter has been completely obsessed with Hamilton because she is a normal 2017 kid. And as an artist, she’s just as obsessed with these Hamiltones Hamilton crayons by Thespian Swag. Enough that she’s been forwarding me pictures of them for days. Now that I’ve finally clicked through…well, I get it! The dozen colors are so clever, including Alexander Hamil-tan and Burr’ple along with a green Your Daddy’s Got Money. But I admit I’m giving my own standing O to whomever came up with Maroon Where it Happens. Related: The best Hamilton party ideas: Decor, invitations, treats, and more. I’m hoping there...

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If you’re going to believe in unicorns, pick this one.

There’s a lot of chatter going around that things just haven’t been right with the world since Prince and David Bowie left it. I’m kind of in agreement. So I’m all for bringing them back in any way possible — like this totally rad “Carry Me Home” Bowie and Prince enamel tribute pin by designer Ice Cream Color for the shop Laser Kitten. I’d say it deserves a home on as many lapels, handbags, and cool-teen/tween backpacks as possible. Related: A site to support indie artists, not the retailers ripping them off Two of my very favorite artists of all time, together,...

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Cards Against Humanity for Her: The most absorbent pack…ever!

What do we girls do after we’ve fixed our men their martinis, fetched them their slippers, and they retire with the paper to catch up on those boring old things like economics and geopolitical conflict ? Why, we play Cards Against Humanity…for Her. Of course. The geniuses behind the play-after-the-kids-are-in-bed game have just won my heart — again — with this new deck made just for women. And what makes it just for women? It’s pink, of course! So what’s different about it? It’s pink, silly! Nothing else? God! No! What’s wrong with you? Are you getting your period? Related:...

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Web Coolness: Nickelodeon green slime ingredients revealed, the world’s worst baby onesies and more

Here are the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too. Finally! The Nickelodeon green slime ingredients, revealed! (image via NickSplat) Speaking of vintage Nickelodeon, children of the 90s are all over these super hip Nicktoons accessories. Want! How to get free glasses for August’s solar eclipse. Why one mom cares what her teens wear, and it’s not what you’d expect. Adore this inspiring, inspirational series from one of our favorite authors and photographers, in celebration of a big milestone. Fantastic tips for managing summer screen time. Or if you’re looking to get rid of screen...

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This board book about breastfeeding wins baby shower gift of the year!

Graphic artists Tupera Tupera are known for pushing boundaries with their cheeky, irreverent books. I mean, have you seen their Japanese-language book about poop for kids? Well, their newest board book is a winner too, though it might be moms who are more interested in poring over the pages. What Does Baby Want? is all about breastfeeding, and while it celebrates this new-mom experience, it definitely does it in a…slightly more realistic than romanticized way. In other words, if you have a friend with a great sense of humor, it will garner huge laughs at her baby shower, guaranteed. CMP is...

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Web coolness: July 4th ideas, Care Bears are back, amazing high school girls making headlines

Here are some of the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too. Care Bears mocs from Freshly Picked! Okay, so shoes are on the brain because we’re also obsessed with these shark Vans (on sale!) and insane unicorn Vans for big kids that our Facebook fans are flipping over. Remember those awesome Wonder Woman bracelets we featured? We’re giving away a pair here in celebration of supermoms! Go enter — it’s easy! If your kids are heading to camp — or may be already there — you have to listen to the latest Spawned podcast about surviving...

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Web coolness: Wonder Woman’s Black twin sister, unicorn decor, parents weigh in on “Man Bun Ken”

Here are the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too. Wonder Woman has a black twin. If your kids are obsessed and looking for more, read up on Nubia’s backstory — and let’s all hope she joins Diana in a future film, because she’s pretty amazing. Fan art illustration: Comic artist Marcus Williams Our Facebook followers weigh in on the new Man Bun Ken — and it’s hilarious. (You can see our take on the new Ken Dolls here.) Fantastic new ways to keep your family mosquito-free this summer. THANK YOU COOL MOM EATS for...

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Think you’re ready to become a theater parent? Ask yourself these 11 questions first.

This post is written in partnership with Warner Bros. Pictures When our partner, THE HOUSE (Will Ferrell! Amy Poehler! Can you wait until June 30?) asked me if I had any stories to share about the lengths we parents sometimes go to help support our kids dreams, just like the parents do in the new movie — well, yes. Yes I do. Because my daughter’s dream is to be an actress. And oh man, am I in trouble. Thalia performing “Trailer Trash” from Cowgirls with perfect pitch, which she definitely did not inherit from me | At top: Sage and...

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Dad wisdom: Quotes from 16 of our favorite cool dads

We recently spoke to 16 of our favorite dad bloggers and put together their best Father’s Day wisdom and words of advice all in one place. It’s absolutely worth a read for these dads’ humor, their insight, their sincerity and their wit — especially this evergreen advice from our friend, and bona fide cool dad, Christopher Persley of The Brown Gothamite and City Dads Group. And hey, if you’ve got some favorite #dadwisdom on your minds today, we hope you’ll share it far and wide, and honor the words of the amazing fathers, grandfathers, and stepfathers in your own life. Here’s to all...

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Web coolness: Father’s Day recipes, last minute Father’s Day gifts, summer fun + more

Here are the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   Mmm…Father’s Day breakfast and brunch ideas. Get on that meal planning! (The sweet DAD pancakes here via Betty Crocker, with a few extra tricks to make it special) Still need a Father’s Day gift? We’ve got so many ideas for easy last-minute Father’s Day gifts that are still cool. Like, what dad in his right mind doesn’t need a DIY Zombie Survival Kit? Exactly. More help: Visit our 2017 Father’s Day gift guide for Father’s Day food gift ideas, last-minute Father’s Day gifts you can make...

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Mommyhood wine bottle labels: Here’s to surviving your first playdate from hell.

For all those wine-lovers out there (ahem, like me), we’re entitled to toast our momentous new mom wins. With some celebratory vino and a high-five, right? That’s where these hilarious Mommy’s First Motherhood Milestones Wine Bottle Covers come in. That first time your babe sleeps through the night? The first time you survive a massive public tantrum that gets you kicked out of a restaurant? The first time you manage to host a playdate without burning down your house? There’s a wine bottle cover for that. Consider them like a reusable scrapbook for the second most precious commodity in your life....

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Web coolness: Superhero NICU babies, dad stories to make you cry, a wonderful woman behind Wonder Woman + more

Here are the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too. We are touched by this story about nurse Stephanie Treherne who makes superhero capes for babies in intensive care as a gesture of hope and strength. In fact, we think NICU nurses deserve superhero capes of their own. Photo: Allen McInnis | Montreal Gazette Love this handmade breakfast tray the kids can use on Father’s Day. Speaking of which: Father’s Day breakfast recipe ideas!  Good ones! Still need a FAther’s Day gift? What are you waiting for! Visit our 2017 Father’s Day gift guide which now includes tech...

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5 funny books on fatherhood from dads who definitely know funny | Father’s Day Gift Guide 2017

Being a parent really does require a great sense of humor, especially in those early years. And these five funny books on fatherhood should help. All written by fathers who also happen to be hilarious (Michael Ian Black? Jim Gaffigan? Hello!), these memoirs and cheeky advice books are sure to put a smile on a dad’s face, make him LOL, and possibly make him cry — in a good, joyful, heartfelt way. CMP is an Amazon affiliate Related: 5 of the worst Father’s Day gifts: Steer clear of if you want to stay in his will! Being a Dad Is Weird: Lessons...

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Man V Child: Comedian Doug Moe on surviving the baby + toddler years | Spawned ep 78

Does anyone really want to see your kids’ poop photos on Facebook? Should you lie to your kids when they walk in on you uh…wrestling? What does it mean to “walk a mile in another table’s pants?” Actually, we don’t know about that last one. Still, tune into this particularly hilarious episode of Spawned, for the answers to all of your most pressing parenting questions thanks to our guest, UCB guy, comedian, actor (Inside Amy Schumer, 30 Rock), and dad Doug Moe, author of the brand new Man vs. Child: One Dad’s Guide to the Weirdness of Parenting.  The book has been lauded by...

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Web coolness: Jewelry we must have now, the worst gifts for dads, a summer movie guide for kids + more

Here are the coolest things we’ve been seeing around the web this week. Hope you like them too. Wow, we’re in love with Alisa Laryushkina’s incredibly intricate, whimsical clay jewelry in her Etsy shop. She just added this unicorn brooch pendant – isn’t it amazing? But we love the hedgehog and that fox a whole lot too. (h/t Laughing Squid) Top photo: @Liskaflower on Instagram. But wait! We’re supposed to be shopping for dads right now. Have you seen our Father’s Day gift guide yet? So many great ideas! For his first Father’s Day, be sure to check out these ideas for special gifts for new dads....

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5 of the worst Father’s Day gifts: Steer clear if you want to stay in his will!

With every dad’s special day coming up, we feel that it’s our duty to point out some of the worst Father’s Day gifts we’ve been seeing. Not because we’re mean. But because we love dads. And we have their backs. Kristen and Liz had a hilarious discussion on Spawned about the very worst Mother’s Day gifts last month, featuring items they had actually been pitched by brands like uh, oil change gift cards. And discount bikini wax packages. (Yeah, that bad.) But, I have to say, these 5 terrible gift ideas I found for dads may be even worse. On the flip side, we’re here to...

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America’s top misspelled words by state. Can Mississippi spell Mississippi?

Being a data nerd (as Spawned podcast listeners well know), every so often I find myself down the rabbit hole of Google Trends, a super interesting — if somewhat frightening — look at just what the world is searching for day to day. And with this being National Spelling Bee week (whoo!) Google provided this dandy — if somewhat frightening — list ofAmerica’s top misspelled words by state. Did I mention I’m also a word nerd? Now at first glance I think okay, I get Georgia’s top search; it’s hard to know if it’s grey or gray. (Answer: both are acceptable, though gray is...

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Getting kids excited about science: A chat with NPR Wow in the World hosts Guy Raz and Mindy Thomas | Spawned ep 76

Well, if Spawned with Kristen and Liz haaaaas to be beaten by someone in the Kids + Family podcast category, we’re happy it’s the new NPR podcast Wow in the World, a weekly science show “for kids and their grownups.” Especially because it’s hosted by two of our favorite people, Guy Raz and Mindy Thomas, who we’re excited to get to chat with this week! Join us for a lively, informative, and sometimes hilarious chat about how to get your kids excited about science, why science has gone from geeky to cool, how to answer the crazy questions kids always ask, whether or not our...

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The danger of fidget spinners: Miniature death traps! Or…not.

THE DANGER OF FIDGET SPINNERS is appearing all over our newsfeeds and splashing across subject lines flooding our inboxes. Hm, why are we not shocked? It was inevitable that the number of articles about the fidget spinner craze (hey, our kids are fans too), would be followed by an equal number of fidget spinner backlash articles. It started with all the reasons the toys could be distracting in classrooms (wait, a toy can be distracting?) and now we’ve moved onto full-on imminent danger. In case you’re starting to panic about the danger of fidget spinners,  I’ve put together what I think are some common sense suggestions as to how...

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