Tag: humor

Web coolness: Everything Mother’s Day, right down to the perfect handbag

Here are some links we’ve been reading around the web this week. We hope you like them too.   The ultimate guide to last minute Mother’s Day gifts. Don’t forget your mom, stepmom, mother-in-law, grandmother — we’ve got you covered! Even if you’ve been…busy. (We get it.) Whatever you get for Mother’s Day, it can’t be as bad as these terrible Mother’s Day gifts! (Seriously…a discount bikini wax package?) 75 of the best Mother’s Day recipes from brunch to dinner to dessert. If you’re a mom, well hopefully someone else will be making them for you. A Mother’s Day gift...

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20 kids shared what they want delivered to their moms for Mother’s Day and their answers are awesome.

With Mother’s Day right around the corner, we thought it would be so fun to ask the kids in our lives, if you could have anything delivered to your mom, what would it be? Let’s just say our kids know us very, very well! Also, who has a direct line to George Clooney, Idris Elba, and Lin Manuel Miranda? Of course, if all these awesome (and hilarious) gifts were to actually show up at our door, we wouldn’t want to miss a single one of them. Which is why we’re glad to be teaming up with our sponsor Ring, which is...

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The worst Mother’s Day gifts ever. Ever! | Spawned with Kristen + Liz ep 74

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll cringe! On this week’s episode of Spawned, we’ve got a totally candid and hilarious discussion about the very worst Mother’s Day gifts ever. Like, these are all pitches that have actually shown up in our inboxes, from the absurd to the banal to the totally ridiculous. (No, we do not want to get our moms “the ultimate bikini wax” for Mother’s Day, even at a discount, but uh, thanks anyway PR person?) On the other hand, a great place to find Mother’s Day gifts: Our 2017 Mother’s Day Gift Guide, of course. We’ve also got great Mother’s...

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A teacher appreciation gift your kids will appreciate later. We hope.

If you’re looking for the perfect teacher appreciation gift, well, admittedly it may not be a mug. I’m well aware that most teachers probably have their share of them, though I’d like to think that’s because you can only own so many “World’s Greatest Teacher” mugs. On the other hand, I would totally make an exception for this grammar nerd mug. How perfect for the teacher who’s always correcting, “Yes, of course you can go to the bathroom, unless you’re having a medical issue. Are you wondering if you may go to the bathroom?” Related: We asked actual teachers for their favorite (and least favorite) teacher...

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Web coolness: Funny Mother’s Day cards, gift ideas for cool moms, American Girl’s new leap, the best climate march signs

Here are a few things we’ve been reading around the web this week. We hope you like them too.   18 Mother’s Day cards that totally crack us up, including this all-purpose apology card from the always hilarious Emily McDowell. Have you been checking out our fantastic 2017 Mother’s Day gift guide yet? Do it! Must see: 13 fantastic Mother’s Day gifts under $20 that don’t feel cheap at all. Fab homemade Mother’s Day food gift ideas. Sweet Mother’s day gifts: Floral tech cases Important video on why you need a social media policy for your sitter or caregiver. Blown away by...

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18 of the funniest Mother’s Day cards to help her momentarily forget all the pain you’ve caused

Every year we have the best times seeking out the funniest Mother’s Day cards for those moms who prefer a little sass to sentimentality. (You know the ones.) There are so many good ones out there — and man, so many bad ones — so we did our best just to put together the ones we’d love to get ourselves. Hopefully one is just perfect for a mom in your life, whether she’s the wittiest mom in school, the honest-to-a-fault mom who keeps you in check, or the mom who’s irreverent that she makes you blush. Related: 13 amazing Mother’s Day gifts for...

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A taco truck on every shoulder

While I’d personally be thrilled to have a taco truck on every corner (especially those ones from Austin, mmm…), I would happily settle for this hilarious taco truck lunch tote dangling from my shoulder. Especially because it doesn’t have to be a lunch tote at all; just wear it as a handbag and bask in that 2017 zeitgeist. Related: The taco truck playhouse for kids not satisfied with those boring castles. For the price, I can’t imagine it’s made of genuine nappa leather (or anything even remotely close to that). But then, for the cost of a few tacos pollo con mole — or two tickets...

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If toilets could talk: 9 funny things every parent wishes our homes could say to our kids.

We’re happy to be working with our sponsor Brother to bring you this post If we had a nickel for every time we told our kids to put away their shoes or pick up their toys, well, we’d be writing this from our yacht in the south of France while Jeeves served us lunch. Sorry to disappoint you but none of us are writing this from our yacht in the south of France. Yet.  But, what if our actual furniture, appliances, and garbage bins could talk? Or at least, leave notes for our kids, to give us a little break from the...

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Not ready for Blurred Lines: A chat with Laurie Berkner about tweens and music | Spawned ep 73

As your kids get older, it can get a little tougher to find ways to bond and connect with them. One perfect way is through music. But can you handle what they’re listening to? That’s why we were so excited this week to sit down and discuss the issue with Laurie Berkner, the undisputed queen of kids music. Especially because she’s making the leap into music for older kids, with her upcoming Laurie Berkner: The Dance Remixes, which will feature 12 EMF dance tracks remixing favorite children’s songs over the past 20 years. Listen here now, or find Spawned with Kristen +...

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Web coolness: A tribute to Carrie Fisher (sniff), an upcoming March for Moms, and research that may explain lots of marital tensions

  You have to watch this video tribute to Carrie Fisher from the Star Wars Celebration. RIP, General. April the Giraffe gives birth, internet gets happy. And snarky. Guess which major paper now is the first to have women covering every sports beat? Congrats to Malala Yousafzai, the UN’s youngest ever Messenger of Peace. Lovely post about a new way to look at giving birth. A new favorite Etsy shop supporting empowered women! A great way to celebrate Mother’s Day: The March for Moms in DC, to help advocate for maternal health issues around the world. A statistical analysis from fivethirtyeight about the frightening impact...

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A law to force parents to RSVP to kids’ parties: We’re in!

Who among us hasn’t sat around thinking, if I ran the world… Well, our newest partner, STARZ, asked me to do just that, and took me, oh, about a minute to decide what I would do if I assumed the throne. Don’t miss a fun giveaway below! Now of course I’d want to devote billions of dollars or pounds or yen or rupees toward ensuring my citizens were safe, healthy and prosperous. That should go without saying. But my very first act: Legislating timely RSVPs for children’s parties. (What? I’m a queen! I can totally make that a law. And if you’re a parent I know you support...

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Web coolness: 2 fun Passover haggadahs, a celeb bracelet for a great cause, schoolkids who give us hope for the future.

Here are some links we’ve been reading around the web this week. We hope you like them too.   Passover starts Monday night and a few of us will be jazzing up our seder with the Hamilton Haggadah! (Hamgadah? Chamilton?) A printable Haggadah made just for kids. 5 favorite Passover dessert recipes to enjoy any day of the year. Forget gingerbread…how about decorating a Passover Matzoh house? 10 fun and super easy Easter crafts using stuff you already have around the house Smiling at these 10 celebrity parents on Instagram who aren’t afraid to get real about parenting. Need to...

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Move over Kim: 10 awesome celebrity parents on Instagram who aren’t afraid to get real

Not all of us moms are so genetically blessed as to fit into our skinny jeans two weeks postpartum — let alone thick-skinned enough to “love ourselves as we are” all the time. #NOnomakeupselfie #sorrynotsorry So bless those awesome celebrity moms — and dads! — who are willing to show us the truth about parenting, so that we can all feel a little better about our bad days, our toddler tantrums, and yeah, our cellulite. Top photo: Kelly Clarkson on Instagram   Would you believe I'm 160 pounds and 5'3"? By 'regular standards' that makes me obese. I know I'm not at...

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Web coolness: Girl Scouts dressed as their heroes, Sesame Street gets a new muppet, the teen we all hope to have one day

Here are some links we’ve been reading around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   Girl Scouts dressed as their favorite female heroes, from Amelia Earhart to Vera Wang to Condoleeza Rice. Above: 5-year-olds Bella, Troy and Sidney as the trio of NASA heroes from Hidden Figures. You have to see them all — they’re amazing! (Photo: Tricia Messeroux from Toddlewood for Girl Scouts USA) We’re all cheering for the newest muppet on Sesame Street! Also cheering for this unanimous Supreme Court ruling that expands rights for special education students. The most hilarious fake reviews of those clear-knee “mom jeans.” Totally non-scammy...

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People are leaving hilarious reviews of the Clear Knee Mom Jeans and we can’t stop laughing

There’s a good chance that by now you’ve seen the Topshop Clear Knee Mom Jeans at Nordstrom that have been making the social media rounds (along with that weird tank top from Urban Outfitters). But, what you might not have noticed is that people are now leaving reviews on the Nordstrom website, and they are cracking us up. Side note: Why are they called “mom jeans?” No mom we know would ever pay $95 for jeans with clear knees. Well, no mom we know would every pay any dollars for jeans with clear knees but that’s beside the point. But name...

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Web Coolness: Women’s History Month art, the Fearless Girl statue that lit up the internet, and more

here are a few things we’ve been reading around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   For Women’s History Month, love all the amazing artwork honoring women heroes in film, art, science, and history from Etsy artist The Film Artist. However you participated in International Women’s Day, here are 11 fantastic ideas that you can put to use every day, any day to help raise up other women. The invisible work of women feeding their families. The Fearless Girl statue that lit up the internet this week.   Brittany Packnett writes a beautiful Twitter thread about personal integrity...

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Web coolness: Beyoncé lips, fab scarves, sex during pregnancy (or not), and the Moonlight acceptance speech we all missed,

Here are some links we’ve been reading around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   If you can’t have lips like Beyoncé, how about Beyoncé lips? Follow Jazmina Dial for mindblowing makeup art and tutorials! (Her galaxy lip art video on YouTube is insane.) Sweet ideas for keepsake gifts for adoptive parents. The household hack we’ve been waiting for our whole lives! When voicemail transcription gets your kid’s name…very very wrong. Hilarious video guide to sex during pregnancy. Or lack thereof. The viral mom-shaming post…that turned out to be a fraud. Interesting take on the Oscars Best Picture fiasco:...

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6 celeb-worthy, creative birth announcement ideas for twins + multiples. We’ve got you covered, Beyoncé!

First Beyoncé and Jay Z, now the Clooneys and Madonna? In case you haven’t heard, twins are seriously hot right now. So I’ve rounded up some super creative birth announcement ideas for twins with a little extra oomph — for those of you lucky enough to be in on the doubles game. I had so much fun finding these adorable birth announcement photo ideas for twins and multiples making their red carpet debut, but hey…if you’re expecting just one baby this year (like me!), we’ve got you covered too. CMP is an rstyle affiliate At top: custom birth announcements by Todd Borka Related: 15 creative birth announcement ideas way...

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Web coolness: 2017 Oscar party help, postcards for politics, the world’s creepiest invention ever.

Here are some links we’ve liked reading around the web this week. Hope you like them too.   Lots of 2017 Oscar Party ideas including the requisite free printable ballot for the 2017 nominees from Studio DIY (above). 11 more fun Oscar party ideas, from printables to decor and snack ideas to the world’s coolest celeb paper dolls. Mmm…Oscar party food ideas. A list of all the Oscars presenters this year. Where to stream all the 2017 Oscar Best Picture Nominees since you know. We’re parents and we’ve seen nothing. Praise for the diversity of Oscar nominees this year from...

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