Custom Christmas ornaments, delivered on doves' wings

It's not that I don't go "awwww" just a little bit over the beautiful hand-cut  ceramic dove ornament with a customizable message from Paloma's Nest--it's that mentally I'm sometimes still about nine or ten and imagine all the hilarious words I could put in there.

Of course it would be nice to personalize the ornaments with believe or adore or your kids' own lovely names, but with up to twelve characters I am tempted to do familygate08 or hide me.

In the end I'll probably just get fly.  Darn sentimental side always triumphs over the internal 9-year-old. -Mir