15 of the funniest christmas cards. Zero fruitcake jokes.

As much as I love loving, sweet, from-the-heart holiday greetings, there are those family members of mine I can always count on to send the funniest Christmas cards. Here, 15 cards that made me laugh out loud. No guarantees we have the same sense of humor — but I do promise you no fart jokes, fruitcake references, or allusions to Christmas balls of any sort.  

Above: Christmastopher Walken Christmas Card ($4.25, Seas and Peas) (Just who you want coming down your chimney in the middle of the night.)

I've Been Watching You Christmas Card ($5, Finch and Hare)

Hot Cocoa Christmas Card ($2.50, Uncooked)

Emoticon Christmas Card ($4, Trump Cards)

Mistletoe Christmas Card ($5, Hairbrained Schemes)

Hip-Hop Christmas Card ($4, Paper Michelle)

Shopping for His Family Christmas Card ($3, Alternate Greetings)

Ho Christmas Card ($5, Sadshop)

Touch My Elf Christmas Card ($4.60, Sylvan Nest)

Holiday Breakdown Christmas Card ($4, Cheeky Kumquat)

Fat Pants Christmas Card  ($1.56, Stuff Anna Loves)

Frisky Reindeer Letterpress Card ($3.99 Guttersnipe Press)

Considering Your Family ($2.50, Uncooked)

Gingas Christmas Card ($4, Mudsplash Studios)

More Sleighbell Christmas Card ($4.25, Seas and Peas) Couldn't resist.