Ever since we saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi, everyone in my household has been obsessed with Porgs. Which is why I’m sort of freaking out of these Porg sneakers that just launched a few seconds ago.
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These Po-Zu lace up sneakers feature this beloved new Star Wars character as an all-over print. They’re completely vegan, and made from organic cotton, with FSC Fairtrade rubber sole. Basically, no Porgs were harmed in the making of these sneakers, or any animals, for that matter. And yes, they even have a removable memory foam in-step in case you plan on spending long hours fighting with the Resistance. Or you know, just chasing around a bunch of kids.
Yep, that’s right. They’re only in adult sizes. We can have nice things, parents!
The Po-Zu Porg sneakers are available for pre-order from the UK. Yeah, we know. We still had to share them.
