If you’ve been under a rock somewhere (like, literally under a rock, as in James Franco in that movie with the arm thing) then you might have missed the fact that Star Wars VII is going to be the biggest thing to hit theaters this holiday. That means that the interest in Star Wars gifts is at an all time high. We’ll admit it was hard weeding through the massive amounts of Star Wars everything to find only the coolest Star Wars gifts — the franchise seems like it’s licensed on more stuff than Disney characters these days. That’s when we remembered, oh right, it is Disney! And this is where we make the these are the gifts you’ve been looking for joke.
All gifts have been editorially determined by our staff, there is no compensation in exchange for picks. CMP is an rstyle and Amazon affiliate. Discount codes expire 12/31/15.
Leia + Han framed LEGO art
Be sure you say it to your sweetheart before one of you is unexpectedly frozen in carbonite. ($62.50 at Pretty Peculiar UK)
Santa Cruz Star Wars Episode VII skateboard deck
The entire series in this collaboration is pretty amazing, but we’re going Stormtrooper here. ($59.95 at NHS Fun Factory)
Handmade Star Wars coaster set
We might have gone with R2 over Boba Fett, just to balance out the hero/villain ratio but still. Pretty cool. ($30 at Pipperillo Studios)
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Star Wars Millenium Falcon Bluetooth speaker
We have no idea how the sound is, and we almost don’t care. ($49.99 at eKids)
Star Wars clocks
Each one is so graphic and wonderful we couldn’t pick a favorite. Get several, so you can see the time in New York, London, Moscow, and Tatooine. ($56.17 at The Gretest)
Imperial Storm Trooper pop art cufflinks
This shop has amazing stuff with great design. Check out the solid gold Darth Vader cufflinks too. ($39.95 at the Purple Armadillo)
Nixon Star Wars watches
Look closely at the details on this, and smile. Like the Stormtooper telling you to move along. ($150+ at Nixon)
Star Wars PEZ dispensers
It’s just not the holidays at our homes without a new Pez dispenser each year, even if it’s an old friend. ($4 at Urban Outfitters)
Refurbished Star Wars Episode 1 pinball machine
For the serious fan — probably one who remembers waiting in line for A New Hope. ($4695 at the Pinball Company)
Darth Vader voice changer helmet
Yes it will drive you crazy if you get this for your kids. So? Get it for your nieces and nephews! ($34.99 at Amazon)
Star Wars bed
Sweet dreams, lucky kid. Dream of total galactic domination. ($3999 at Pottery Barn Kids)
