Hey moms-to-be: Tired of the same-old “I used to be a parachute” t-shirt offerings at your local maternity store? Looking for a clever way to tell the world about your upcoming arrival? Well, I predict a successful purchase in your future — one (or several) hip and comfortable Fortune Tees.
Each shirt comes packaged in a Chinese take-out box, and features
your chosen “fortune” in vibrant red lettering – like “A baby girl is in my near future” and “Confucius Says: the bigger the belly, the more beautiful the baby.” So, you can look cute and fend off stupid preggo comments all at the same time.
They come in several styles for babies and kids too, with fortunes ranging from the tongue-in-chic “A surprise will appear in my pants” to the more serious “A life long future begins with my first step.”
Chinese take-out has never been so fun. And best of all, the treats in these boxes are calorie-free. Chopsticks not included. –Nancy
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