
My babies aren't babies anymore, but that doesn't stop them from acting like babies on occasion. In particular, my son is prone to shrieking like a lamb at the slaughter if a single molecule of shampoo or conditioner hits his precious eyeballs while he's in the shower. Most tear-free shampoos for kids either can't stand up to real mops of hair or smell like fruits on steroids. Call me crazy, but maybe I don't want my kids reeking of "wacky watermelon."


