Boring Bandages, Be Gone

For eons, adhesive bandages came in that weird pseudo-skin tone color. Then someone got smart and decided they would make bandages with graphics on them. Yay! But instead of putting anything even remotely cool on them, they put licensed characters and superheroes on them. Blech! Like you don’t already have enough of that crap in your life, right?
Lucky for us, I found these Lucky Monkey Adhesive Bandages instead. I can practically guarantee these bitchin’ bandages covered with funky monkeys will make boo-boos all better in a jiffy. And if they don’t, then the free toy that comes in each retro-style tin ought to dry a few tears.
They also come in black with white skulls…and in bacon. Yep, bandages that look like strips of bacon. Kind of sells itself, doesn’t it. – Izzy