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Birthday Goody Bag Giveaway – Day 4 (This just keeps getting better!)

We weren’t kidding when we said we had a week’s worth of awesome birthday giveaways to celebrate Cool Mom Picks’ fifth birthday. It’s been so fun for all of us to read all your comments and suggestions in your entries and get to know you all a little better through…

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We weren’t kidding when we said we had a week’s worth of awesome birthday giveaways to celebrate Cool Mom Picks’ fifth birthday. It’s been so fun for all of us to read all your comments and suggestions in your entries and get to know you all a little better through them. How cool and different you all are! 

Meanwhile, may we offer up another goody bag or five? Why, yes we may! Today, we’ve got five super versatile Bento ultimate diaper bags (love!) from perennial fave skip*hop, and we’ve got each one filled with

1. Reader’s choice of one pair of the wonderful shoes from Pediped
2. A $50 gift certificate to one our fave eco-minded boutiques, What Every Baby Needs
3. The Baby Bump from the always cool Chronicle Books

4. A luxurious Cool Mom Picks exclusive mom pampering set from Weleda.

TO ENTER: Our writers have so much fun writing headlines, there have been some really fun (and funny) ones over the years. Scan our archives, and leave us a comment here telling us your favorite Cool Mom Picks headline (read: post title) OR line of copy in a post. Make sure to use a valid email address.
One entry
per person per day through Sunday. We’ll draw five winners at random. Then check back tomorrow for our fifth giveaway. Fun!

Congratulations to our super lucky winners: Tara S., Michelle G., Pamela M., Amorette D and Theresa K. Enjoy!

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489 responses to “Birthday Goody Bag Giveaway – Day 4 (This just keeps getting better!)”

  1. Roni Orlina

    My current fave (and oh, there are so many) is:
    Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.

    I am so close (and little dude is pushing 17 months)… Gotta get back to my Gillian Michaels and maybe cut out all the bacon and chocolate 🙂

    Reply
  2. BettyC

    I thought that this headline was a great attention-grabber:
    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/fitness/#ixzz1Ez90H019

    Reply
  3. Aya

    You can heart punch all over my page, any day!

    Reply
  4. Mary

    “Wood I like it? Yes I wood” is one of my favorites.

    Reply
  5. Katie

    I like “Put a Cork In It.” You guys crack me up!

    Reply
  6. Jane F

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts

    Reply
  7. Carrie

    I like “Maternity clothes that won’t cost you an arm and a cankle” because I had huge cankles while I was preggers.

    Reply
  8. Jill GD

    Tiny bubbles end the whine – it’s a favorite one for so many reasons….

    Reply
  9. Heather

    The green laundry detergent that impresses the you-know-what out of me.

    Reply
  10. jo

    my favorite headline was “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you” couldn’t have said it better 🙂

    Reply
  11. Melissa Dobbins

    “The Disney Dream Cruise – is it actually dreamy?” It was a great article!

    Reply
  12. Lourdes

    Favorite more recent headline is definitely “No ifs, and, just lots of butts” from January 14, 2011.

    Reply
  13. Jennifer Laddd

    I had a good chuckle at this one when I first read it: Hollywood Renaissance, emphasis on the naissance. Clever, and French! Great combo!

    jennifereladd at yahoo dot com

    Reply
  14. Megan C

    “No ifs, and, but lots of butts” definitely caught my attention when it posted, lol. Also, though not a headline, I loved the post on Q Furniture and the hilarious names assigned to their pieces that was posted months ago.

    megancrose at gmail dot com

    Reply
  15. Jennyroo

    One of my fave post titles ever:

    Friday 14 January
    No ifs, and, just lots of butts

    Reply
  16. Jen Marzouk

    “Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys” made me smile.

    Reply
  17. grace

    as a currently pregnant woman with cravings, my current favorite title is “cupcakes for grownups.” i only wish that the reality of them were in front of me now.

    Reply
  18. Brooke

    You guys always crack me up. One of the recent headers that made me laugh out loud was from Valentine’s – “My valentine is one sexy bastard”

    Reply
  19. Jana

    Well I looked searched around for a while and my favorite one happens to be from today! Sipidee doo dah! Is pretty darn cute, but now I will probably have that song in my head all day!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/sipidee_doo_dah.php

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  20. Sharon Y

    awesome giveaway! i love cool mom picks & have been reading it since 2007! and entering giveaways regularly for just about that long too ;). i like “sipidee doo da” al though you’re right…although i agree..the headlines are all great!

    Reply
  21. Jennifer Caccamo

    I loved the Cuteness for a Cause Headline. I have become aware of a number of wonderful charities thanks to your site:
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/cuteness_for_a_cause.php

    Reply
  22. Lisa Marz

    The gift the kids will love to ruin

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/tweens_big_kids/6.php#ixzz1EzMWj5SI

    Reply
  23. ste

    Oil me up before you go-go

    Reply
  24. beka

    this is just from today but i loved the heading: “sipidee doo dah”! so funny. i loved that movie as a kid.

    Reply
  25. vicki key

    from Clean as a European Whistle “Bathe my baby in a bucket? makes me laugh every time I see the tub I am pretty sure a great grandma prob did have a bucket bath 🙂

    Reply
  26. Jenn M

    Now Yo Gabba Gabba will have to do an episode on not rubbing it in when your shoes are cooler than everyone else’s
    (True that)
    You guys are hysterical!

    Reply
  27. Lesli C

    “and then he ate the naughty children. The end.” lololol!! Loved this one! (and thanks for the awesome bday bash giveaways!)

    Reply
  28. Laura

    I like the headline: No One Else Will Tell You About Cauliflower Butt

    Boy…that is so true!

    Reply
  29. maura

    Why quote Elmo when you can quote Beatrice

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  30. Robin Weiss

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts and the Valentine Husband, Sex Bastard one.

    Reply
  31. Melissa P

    Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys

    Loved this one!

    Reply
  32. Carrie

    Today’s UV index is holy cow, you’re never leaving the house ever.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/big_brands_doing_cool_things/2.php#ixzz1EzUp9Vwt

    It just sounded like my mom!

    Reply
  33. Tara Jane

    My valentine is one sexy bastard
    hehe

    Reply
  34. kelly

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/thats_right_honey_you_cant_win.php

    “that’s right honey, you can’t win”

    LOVE it!

    thanks!

    Reply
  35. Laura

    I love how lots of your headlines are funny partly because they’re soooo trueeee…

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/03/tween_cool_hold_the_hoochie.php

    “Tween Cool: entirely 100% hoochie free.” Because we all worry about oversexualizing our growing girls.

    Reply
  36. Ashley Swift

    My son would love the Dog or Owl themed tableware. I just have to get around to buying it!
    https://www.skiphop.com/product/zootableware.html

    Reply
  37. Beth

    I think my favorite for the moment is:

    That’s right, honey, you can’t win!

    Reply
  38. Melissa P

    Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys

    Reply
  39. Christin

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/celebrate_babys_birth_with_robots.php

    The headline brought me in, but the first sentence was my fave “The best post-baby gift I ever received was half of a chocolate cake–which I ate with a spork at midnight in my hospital bed.” Sporks are the greatest utensils ever! And post birth hunger patterns of shoveling anything and everything down your gullet are best served by using a spork.

    [email protected]

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  40. Angela

    I too love all your headlines and posts, but I thought under the supergoop headline, your line:

    But since I am still skittish about putting anything white and liquidy in my checked baggage after the Great Moisturizer Explosion of ’94

    was so funny since I can relate! Not just lotion but with anything shampoo, etc!

    Reply
  41. Gena B

    “Those Turks definitely know their cotton” who doesn’t love a generalization about someone’s nationality?

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  42. Leah

    Not super clever like so many of your headlines, but I needed this message this day (and went straight to Etsy for the chalkboard). Thanks CMP!

    “One day at a time” – Friday, January 21

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  43. Jenn

    One of my faves is “Rainbow Bright vs. the Zombies” – cute clothes too!

    Reply
  44. Kemper

    “Give me some robot love!”

    we have a robot obsessed son. obsessed doesn’t even begin to describe his love for robots!

    Reply
  45. Megalina

    “Maternity wear that doesn’t suck” because a lot of it does! Haha! Thanks for this opportunity!

    Reply
  46. Lashara H.

    Poo-Pourri: The $9.95 Marriage Saver
    Cracked me up.

    Reply
  47. souphead

    I scrolled around anyway since I just started reading the site in late December, but it doesn’t get much better than “Sipidee doo dah”

    Reply
  48. Marybeth Miklos

    My valentine is one sexy bastard

    cuz mine is too!

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/my_valentine_is_one_sexy_basta.php

    Reply
  49. JanetH

    “A pretty reusable bag for all your gross, smelly, leaky stuff”
    hahahahahaha! It *is* a pretty bag and I *always* have stinky stuff :o)

    Reply
  50. Alison

    “The grass is always cleaner”

    I bought that drying rack and love it!

    Reply
  51. Kindra R.

    My favorite headline is “Kids’ rain gear in June, because Mother Nature likes to break the rules.” because that is soooo true where we live.

    Reply
  52. Karen

    As a working mom, I really appreciate this headline. “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.”

    Reply
  53. Liza

    You guys do so well on this. I was going to pick “No ifs, and, a lot of butts” but I decided to instead go with this one: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/08/may_the_force_be_with_you.php, headline, “May the Force be with you, and don’t forget your homework.” Really, it was all the Star Wars references crammed into the copy. Like this: “As your little Padawan goes back to school, you’ve got a long list of supplies: Lightsaber, translator droid, nerf sandwich, and a schoolbus that can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.” Good job Grand Moff Delilah!

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  54. Robyn

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Because, that is exactly where I’m at right now. I’m in the pre-pregnancy clothes of baby #2… now just have to work a little harder to get into the clothes before baby #1.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/jillian_michaels_6_week_six_pack.php#ixzz1EzaxLMxK

    Reply
  55. Christy

    Maternity shirts that keep on going and going…I think all moms can relate to this title!

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  56. jess hoff

    You can be hilarious. I have 3 boys. This one in Jan fit the bill for sure: “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”

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  57. Melissa G.

    For some of us, 30 minute meals take about 20 minutes too long

    I feel like this around dinner time every night!

    Reply
  58. Renee K

    If you’re happy and you know it…or having a tantrum. Either way.

    Reply
  59. Christina

    13 Words to add to your child’s bookshelf

    My first thought was the list of words banned by the FCC (and then some).

    Reply
  60. Christie Morgan

    “I Don’t Have a Drinking Problem”
    I loved this title for the little cup that holds juice boxes.

    Very funny!!!! Also, the Skip Hop bags rule. My kids are far out of diapers but I have one of these bags for when we travel. The patterns are so cute my sister even insisted on having one too.

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  61. Julie

    The headline I liked was “No nasty, icky, rotten, disgusting chemicals” because that’s how I live and want my kids brought up. without any chemicals!

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  62. Cerissa Beveridge

    Bathtime
    New: Tiny bubbles end the whine

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  63. Jen

    Thought this was super cute…
    Preschoolers in the Hood
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/07/preschoolers_in_the_hood.php

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  64. Kristen

    These are all making us laugh – ah the memories!

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  65. Jonessa

    https://coolmomtech.com/2011/02/adults_and_lego_kids_and_gps.php

    This is the coolest thing. I love legos and so do my kids!!!!

    Reply
  66. Julie

    You mean things can go somewhere other than the floor?

    I love that!

    Reply
  67. Carrie

    My favorite? Travel Essentials:: Sipidee doo dah. Ha!

    Reply
  68. Rian

    Sipidee doo dah from just this morning was pretty darn clever! I love wordsmithing!

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  69. Hillary Irwin

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/birthday_goody_bag_giveaway_day_4.php#ixzz1EzhwbATb

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  70. Bethany

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

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  71. Jana

    A swaddling blanket for the swaddling-impaired. 😀

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  72. Anissa

    “The best cupcakes are wrapped in cooties” 🙂

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  73. Michelle

    A great headline and great products: “I got schooled by Mrs. Meyers, and now I clean like the dickens.”

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  74. Freya

    I love” I had to say I love you with an Etch-a-Sketch”- the creative things people can do with an Etch a Sketch always amaze me.

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  75. Farrah

    A tree grows in Brooklyn. And becomes eco-friendly kids’ furniture.

    —
    but I also liked :

    Grab a seat on the ice cream cookie. I’ll be right with you.

    thanks!

    Reply
  76. Dusty

    I am always in search of recipes, and I love getting the kids involved in the cooking fun. I loved “A Halloween recipe that’s scary to look at, not to make”

    Thanks.

    Reply
  77. Meg T

    This is a new post but one that REALLY hits home and my baby is not even OUT yet!

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    gomeggo[at]gmail[dot]com

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  78. Raminta Flynn

    My fave, Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.
    So true 🙂

    Reply
  79. Kristen Kain

    Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/bathtime/2.php#ixzz1EzkYUA7m

    Reply
  80. Elizabeth P.

    “The ugliest chocolates you’ll ever love”

    I love it!

    Reply
  81. Kris T.

    I love November 27th’s “Cirque du Soleil – now performing in your living room between the tricycle and the house plant.” How did you know I have both a trike and plant in my living room? Thanks for the chance to win the great prize!

    Reply
  82. Liz Farrar

    Ok… so what if it’s a current one…. I love plays on words, especially songs – https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/sipidee_doo_dah.php

    🙂

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  83. Sara

    This one’s from a while ago, but I remembered this post because I considered buying my husband one of these prosciutto t-shirts:
    “Let’s face it, a man’s first true love is meat.”

    Reply
  84. Teresa

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts was definitely a favorite

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  85. Devin

    If Your Breastfeeding Boobs Wrote a Book
    Because I think mine could, and may be doing so through my Facebook posts lately….

    Reply
  86. Lindsay

    The wooden elephant in the room

    Love things made from wood!

    Reply
  87. Sarah O

    “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you”

    LOVE this one… that’s about how I feel it should be when pregnant.

    Reply
  88. STACEY SARROS

    Faster than a speeding bagel~
    The T shirt is adorable and the headline was cute!! Keep them coming cool mom picks!

    Reply
  89. Sarah B.

    If you’re happy and you know it…or having a tantrum. Either way.

    Is it obvious I’m the mom of an almost 2 year old 🙂

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/happy_sad_frame_set.php

    Reply
  90. Ashley

    “My valentine is one sexy bastard” Is one that caught my eye right away 🙂

    Reply
  91. Rhea

    Thought this one was so cute! “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”

    Reply
  92. Karen C.

    So many good ones, but two of my favorites are-
    “Why settle for a mere octopus, when you can make a Socktopus” and “Maternity clothes that won’t cost you an arm and a cankle”, even though cankles weren’t a laughing matter when I was pregnant!

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  93. Tanya

    the gift the kids will love to ruin

    too true!!!!

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  94. Jamie

    Stop. Hammer time. (a song from my generation)

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  95. Molly

    Carving your initials in a tree for Valentine’s Day. Awwwww…

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/carving_initials_in_tree_valentines_day.php#ixzz1EztTyOTJ

    Reply
  96. Sarah S.

    I liked this one a lot! You are too funny!

    The green laundry detergent that impresses the you-know-what out of me.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/cgi-bin/admin/mt-search.cgi?search=green+laundry&x=0&y=0&IncludeBlogs=1&limit=10#ixzz1EztqwFHB

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  97. karen h

    Know what your school needs? A bar.

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  98. Sarah S.

    I was looking back through the archives trying to remember one involving wine that made me laugh but instead found this one which cracked me up: “TV, now without all that annoying TV”

    Reply
  99. staysi antypas

    THIS: “Maternity clothes that won’t cost you an arm and a cankle” We ALL have been there! some more than once!! haha

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  100. Sarah N

    There’s a bug in my tub!

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  101. grimsaburger

    “Celebrate your baby’s birth with robots.” Because it’s the right thing to do.

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  102. CNKemper

    I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.

    It’s amazing the amount of things I can do one handed now that I have a baby! I thought this one was hilarious.

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  103. Katie

    There are so many, right now I like…”no, ifs, ands, just lots of butts.”

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  104. Claudia

    “Chunky is in.” Don’t we wish!

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  105. Samantha Shepard

    My favorite recent one is “sipidee doo dah”. I knew exactly what the post was going to be about by just the title but it still made me open the RSS feed!

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  106. Kam

    “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you are pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you”

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  107. Amelia

    “Mod mobiles made just for you… I mean, your baby”

    Really highlights the fact that so much baby gear is fun for parents, too!

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  108. Maureen

    Working my way backwards, it’s today’s “Sipidee doo dah” primarily because I’ve been saying the original to boost my spirits whenever needed. Having spent time in Germany and Switzerland, it’s gotten quite the look whenever I say it (and the folks don’t get it).

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  109. Michele S

    Grab a seat on the ice cream cookie. I’ll be right with you.

    Reply
  110. allyson tice

    “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you” I am 6 months pregnant and got the giggles reading that!!!

    Reply
  111. Christine

    One of my faves is “I’m Pining for Some Wood.” I thought that was hilarious and I really am in need of jewelry pieces that match just about everything cuz I don’t get much face time with the mirror chasing after my 2 lil’ monsters!

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  112. Therese

    The leg room’s not bad but they don’t serve lunch

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/07/cardboard_airplane_toy.php#ixzz1F00sqJfc

    As the wife of a pilot (and the mother of a boy child who seems to only airplae related toys, clothes…), this headline caught my eye. It’s catchy and the featured toy was cute as well.

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  113. Marla

    Toothbrush sanitizer and adorable – two phrases not often heard together.

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  114. Lauren

    “Chunky is in.” Five weeks postpartum, that makes me feel good.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/chunky_is_in.php

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  115. Heather

    “Those board books start out so cute and shiny, don’t they? And then Baby Bookivore gets very interested in gnawing the corners, splitting the pages…”

    SO can relate as my 8 month old has been drooling non-stop since 2 months, just cut her first tooth last night and has been “reading” since she was born – our board books are a mess! LOL 🙂

    Thanks – [email protected]

    Reply
  116. Ali

    Love this:

    Let It Be a stegosaurus

    Thanks and happy birthday!!!

    Reply
  117. Maggie

    Favorite headline (and a great song): “I want to be the girl with the most cake”
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/01/note_ink_hats.php

    Reply
  118. Marcella

    Cuteness for a cause
    This one caught my eye immediately, 2 things I love. It gave great information about great causes!

    Reply
  119. Amy

    “Tiny Bubbles End the Whine” was a good one. Always enjoy the headlines, especially puns.

    Reply
  120. Nicole

    I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand

    Reply
  121. Sam

    “Sipidee do dah” is a fav (among others). Your copywriter’s are so clever!

    Reply
  122. Ursula

    The book is really good, but I enjoyed Betsy’s tag of No if, and, just lots of butts on Jan. 14. Good laugh to start the morning.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/no_ifs_and_but_lots_of_butts.php

    Reply
  123. Laura Kibala

    Baby clothes with magnets = Magnificent!

    Reply
  124. Jenae

    Go ahead. Make my cookies.

    Reply
  125. Colby

    Loved this one b/c we always need a break . . . “Gifts for girls who want a break from pink and purple”

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/kidduds/2.php#ixzz1F07rKE6s

    Reply
  126. Leslie

    “It’s Not Me, It’s You. Or wait, maybe it is me. A little”

    Totally made me go out and buy the book!

    Reply
  127. Melissa

    Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/bathtime/2.php#ixzz1EznnYzSQ

    Reply
  128. caly

    a catcher for me was ”
    Shopping, Sex, and Free Babysitting at Psychobaby. Do I have your attention yet?”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/04/shopping_sex_free_babysitting_psychobaby.php

    Reply
  129. Carol Harpole

    “When you care enough to lick a stamp” is just one example of the irreverent wit I have come to appreciate! Thanks!

    Reply
  130. Melanie Britton

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/cgi-bin/admin/mt-search.cgi?search=+%22My+valentine+is+one+sexy+bastard%22&IncludeBlogs=1&limit=10&x=45&y=8
    My Valentine is one sexy bastard!! Great eye catcher!

    Reply
  131. Jennifer P

    No ifs, and, but lots of butts

    all my boys LOVED the book too!

    Reply
  132. Jennifer Luddy

    Because my 2 year-old daughter loves the song and we sing it all the time, my favorite recent headline is “Sipidee Doo Dah”

    Reply
  133. Mandy

    “Chunky is in.” from earlier this month…and not because of the gorg oversized necklace 🙂

    Reply
  134. Heather

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts.

    {teehee}

    Reply
  135. Charissa

    With a shirley temple curly headed 3yo I could related “Flowery, beautiful, non-hurty hair accessories” LOVE it!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/flowery_beautiful_non-hurty_hair_accessories.php

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  136. Jessica

    Love ‘No ifs, and, just lots of butts’- made me smile 🙂 Thanks!

    Reply
  137. Allison K

    I liked: Valentine’s Table for Two. Hold the Whining.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/valentines_table_for_two_hold.php

    Reply
  138. Sasha Tweel

    “Do these jeans make my butt look big? That would be a no.”

    Genius. Sheer genius!

    Reply
  139. Sarah Felder

    My favorite mom purchases are Pedipeds, See Kai Runs and Morgan & Milo shoes. Love them for the girls, and they are super durable!

    Reply
  140. amy

    Fits into my life right now “Maternitywear That Doesn’t Suck”
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/maternity/

    Reply
  141. nina B

    I like “No ifs, and, just lots of butts.” I have 2 kids in diapers, that sums up my days 🙂

    Reply
  142. rachel reichart

    Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.

    Love it! Thank you!

    Reply
  143. Kimberly

    No ifs, ands, just lots of butts!

    Reply
  144. Rachel

    “A gift for kids that doesn’t stink”
    (it’s about bath products)

    Reply
  145. Miranda

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    Reply
  146. Annika

    Because no one ever compliments you on that cute Ziploc.

    annikahays at gmail dot com

    Reply
  147. Jennifer Marshall

    “Chunky is in” from Feb 21st, definitely. 🙂

    Reply
  148. Annie J

    “True Parent Confession: Life is so hectic that I once served crackers to my toddler in one of her own shoes.” I laughed all day at that visual, and it’s so true that we parents have to get creative sometimes! I never pulled the shoe trick, but I did once fill up my son’s bib pockets with goldfish crackers.

    Reply
  149. Eileen

    There is no need for me to scan the archives. The headline from earlier today caught me by surprise: “Web Coolness – sexy nursing bras, awesome playhouses, and a $20,000 crib.” What an odd combination!

    Reply
  150. AliceH

    “Tiny bubbles end the whine” for the babo botanicals line. So funny, because it so reflects my bathtime experience with my kids! Thanks for the chance!

    Reply
  151. Katie

    “It’s glove season. Which means, lost glove season.” So true.

    Reply
  152. Jill

    I liked, An app that makes it okay to pick your nose

    Reply
  153. Amy H

    Bring prosciutto to your next baby shower
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/10/bring_prosciutto_to_your_next.php

    Reply
  154. Michele H

    “Made you nook” from May. You girls are clever.

    Reply
  155. Steph

    I like the “Okay, kid. Here’s that kitten you wanted” headline. Funny stuff.
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/12/heres_that_kitten_you_wanted.php

    Reply
  156. Heidi Tryon

    I love your writing style in general becuase its how I think…just worded better! I like this post because we’ve all wanted to bubble wrap our babes, but that could be considered crazy and not pretty. “Like putting baby in a bubble, but prettier. And less crazy.”

    Reply
  157. Marcy Zipke

    I liked “Baby clothes with magnets = Magnificent!” (I am something of an orthography geek…) 🙂

    Reply
  158. Kristin

    Wood I like it? Yes I wood…awesome. 🙂

    Reply
  159. em

    Bathtime
    New: Tiny bubbles end the whine

    Reply
  160. Anne

    Lego my jpg-o
    b/c I love legos and eggos. 😉

    Reply
  161. Sarah Auna

    “We spit on you Spam!”

    Reply
  162. Andrea

    At last, a solution for Flattened Boob Syndrome. (What, you don’t know about Flattened Boob Syndrome?)

    Reply
  163. Pamela

    I like “No ifs, and, but lots of butts” Made me chuckle. 🙂

    Reply
  164. Jackie H

    I really like the funny ones, esp. if it’s something that made my 3 kiddies laugh – so here’s my fave: “No ifs, ands, just lots of butts”.

    Reply
  165. Kris B

    The Handmade Olympics – Let the voting begin!

    Love it – it caught my eye. I love anything Olympics, including crafty stuff!

    Reply
  166. Emilie

    “Sundresses that aren’t so…um….sunny”
    plus the content was superb!

    Reply
  167. monet

    “Love, cupcakes, and other indoor sports.”
    takes me back to my Judy Blume days. thanks.

    Reply
  168. meghan

    A stylish baby gate. I kid you not.

    Reply
  169. Mari B.

    Cloth toilet paper? I dare you

    Reply
  170. Rose

    Oil me up before you Go-Go!!!

    Reply
  171. Ellen

    I am a new(ish) reader, so one of my faves was “Put a cork in it.” Always so fun to read!

    Reply
  172. M. Copeland

    I like “Gourmet lollipops ain’t no Dum-Dums.”

    Reply
  173. Kate

    I like the “T is for tushie” headline. At least it catches your eye!

    Reply
  174. Arina

    This one made me snort my drink. Thanks, ladies!
    “Bring prosciutto to your next baby shower”

    Reply
  175. Holly

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts — hilarious!

    Reply
  176. Jacquelyn

    “Cloth toilet paper, I dare you.”
    I love a dare! (:

    Reply
  177. Melissa

    My fave is “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”. It’s such a great book. I bought it because I read your blog about it.

    Reply
  178. Lisa

    I liked “Our secret stash of airline cookies! Revealed!” on 10/20/10 (https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/biscoff_cookies.php). I always did wonder where to buy those cookies, and I still don’t know what makes them so good… maybe I don’t want to know?

    Reply
  179. Kahla

    I liked, “Now that’s my kind of tea party.”

    Reply
  180. Alicia

    A recent one that I enjoyed was
    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Reply
  181. Theresa

    Because no one ever compliments you on that cute Ziploc.

    Reply
  182. Helpful Sister

    Cool-ing Up the Nursery
    Plus I love skip hop
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/03/cooling_up_the_nursery.php

    Reply
  183. Liv

    Gotta be the one for the Let’s Panic About Babies book: “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”

    Reply
  184. Libby

    Because no one ever compliments you on that cute Ziploc.

    That one made me chuckle.

    Cheers!

    Reply
  185. Melanie Chezem

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Because yes…that’s quite the obstacle after my marathon pregnancies that leave me looking like Shrek. I am pregnant with number 3 – after I thought we were done…so here’s hoping I can keep my lbs under tabs – and indeed, fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes someday.

    Reply
  186. kim

    “Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys” I refer to all babies in my life as monkeys…so it made me smile.

    Reply
  187. lilian

    my favorite is Sipidee doo dah. 🙂

    Reply
  188. Kate Mack

    Tiny bubbles end the whine

    …I think I’ll be singing this to myself a lot when it’s my turn for babies!

    Reply
  189. Courtney

    Hi-larious!:
    “Back when I was pregnant with my kids (you know, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth), ‘nursing dress’ was synonymous with ‘giant chest flaps on something shapeless and ugly.’”

    see the whole post at — https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/05/little_black_and_white_maternity_dress.php#ixzz1F0mquzGf

    Reply
  190. Stephanie

    This one got a laught out of me:
    “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”

    Reply
  191. zmama

    hilarious

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/lets_panic_about_babies_book.php#ixzz1F0phlzMN

    Reply
  192. deborah

    ‘I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand’

    but there are loads of goodies!

    Reply
  193. Sarah

    “Tiny bubbles end the whine”!

    Reply
  194. melissa S.

    personal favorite….Crust haters of the world, your day has come!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/09/lunch_punch_crust_haters.php#ixzz1F0x2sisY

    Reply
  195. amorette

    love the “Putting the “need” in needlework” post…because i see these great crafts, and i need to do them! or, okay, buy them.

    Reply
  196. Carissa

    It’s glove season. Which means, lost glove season.

    Reply
  197. Raine Marie

    Baby clothes with magnets = Magnificent!

    This cracks me up because I take my boys to Chick-Fil-a all the time & it reminds me of how the cows always have their own little sayings….=) Taking a 4 month old a 2 year old & a nine year old to chick-fil-a is a crazy time haha!! =)

    Reply
  198. Robin

    I’m going with –
    “Waste not. Want.”

    It’s kind of my motto… or at least I WISH it was!!

    Reply
  199. AutumH

    I would have to say that this title is one of my favorites of many- “I got schooled by Mrs. Meyers, and now I clean like the dickens.”

    Witty and fun like so many other posts and titles you guys come up with. 🙂

    Reply
  200. Jennifer Rana

    Who doesn’t like math? 🙂

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/as_a_homeschooling_mom_my.php

    Reply
  201. amber

    Oh Sweden, stop making me want to go there.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/cgi-bin/admin/mt-search.cgi?search=robot&IncludeBlogs=1&limit=10&page=3#ixzz1F125OVVN

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  202. Stephanie V.

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts (Books for Kids)
    tvollowitz at aol dot com

    Reply
  203. Chelsey

    I think my favorite post title so far is “I got your Situation right here, baby.” I’ll shamefully admit I watch Jersey Shore, but a bobble head that tells the world? Ha!

    Reply
  204. Julie G

    I really like this one:
    “I had to say I love you with an Etch-a-Sketch”…it just makes me smile.

    Reply
  205. starkfry

    This one made me laugh: Need a reason to celebrate? It’s World Nutella Day! I never would have known. Thank you for educating us.

    Reply
  206. kimberly

    looks like others liked it, too…: No ifs, and, just lots of butts! definitely brought a smile that day…

    Reply
  207. Kate Awad

    it has got to be…

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    Reply
  208. Anna L

    “Maternitywear that doesn’t suck.” Perfect.

    Reply
  209. Sara

    These cups are made from plants, yup plants!

    Yo Baby is my daughters favorite!

    Reply
  210. Vanessa Liu

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts
    🙂

    Reply
  211. Leigh Ann

    Cute: “Sipidee doo dah”

    Reply
  212. Susan Smith

    My favorite
    I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/dipes/#ixzz1F1LDEeDs

    Reply
  213. Laura Cowan

    I like the pretty, flowery, and unhurty hair accessories. Doesn’t that just say it all? (My favorite is Materntiy Wear That Doesn’t Suck, but that’s not a post title. :))

    Great giveaway!

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  214. Casey

    Because no one ever compliments you on that cute Ziploc. 🙂

    Reply
  215. Andrea Gardner

    It is a tie between
    “No ifs, and, just lots of butts” and

    “May the Force be with you, and don’t forget your homework”

    Reply
  216. Catherine

    I love a line from a post about blocks (and how they’re always found in the boys section of mass market stores): my girls love blocks like a frat boy loves spring break (my paraphrase). Mine too! I love all the writing–every day. Thanks!

    Reply
  217. Lisa Berry

    Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/bathtime/2.php#ixzz1F0H7wnST

    Reply
  218. Toni A

    I love” A gift for the kids that doesn’t stink!

    Reply
  219. Laura Lou

    Seeing as how I’m 29 weeks with my second, my favorite title lately is the section “Maternity wear that doesn’t suck”.

    Reply
  220. Kara

    Tiny bubbles end the whine 🙂

    Reply
  221. esther

    “stop. hammer time.” brings be me back to the good ‘ole days.

    Reply
  222. clarissa

    my fave line by far is this:

    aden + anais – AY-den and uh-NAY
    Please don’t say AHden. And please please don’t say Anus.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/09/childrens_brand_pronunciation_guide.php#ixzz1F1eloRGR

    Reply
  223. stephanie gasparovic

    I had to say I love you with an Etch-a-Sketch

    I loved etch-a-sketches!!

    Reply
  224. J Lang

    There are always cute headlines, but I especially liked this one:

    “Happy Naked Polka Day. Or, you know, Christmas”

    Reply
  225. Jill

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts
    LOL, my kids love this kind of book!

    Reply
  226. betsy

    No ifs, ands, just lots of butts.

    Reply
  227. Aimee

    My current fav is “Put a cork in it”

    Reply
  228. Dana G

    ‘No ifs, and, just lots of butts’

    Reply
  229. Sonda

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts and then this…
    and then I also loved this one:
    “Bring prosciutto to your next baby shower”
    What a way to get the men join!

    Reply
  230. Beanie

    Some parts will never look the same again without surgical intervention – like tummy wrinkles and those two “rocks in tube socks” — which has now led to “rocks” being the euphemism of choice for what used to be sweetly be called “the girls” (a term which could definitely not fly anymore)!

    Reply
  231. Angie Pritchard

    “…the kind of gift that makes that new mom cry. And don’t be fooled–that’s not as easy to do as you think.”
    LOVE it, because we all want to give and receive that kind of gift!

    Reply
  232. Anne R

    This title caught my attention: Geeky sheets for geeky kids
    Very cute!!!

    Reply
  233. Adrienne

    The wooden elephant in the room.

    🙂

    Reply
  234. Lauren

    I get a kick out of this recent one: Celebrate your baby’s birth with robots.

    Because…obviously. 🙂

    Reply
  235. Rhonda Pagnucco

    Can’t help thinking of Raising Arizona with this one:
    Baby steals – As in amazing deals, not stealing babies

    Reply
  236. SANDY

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts

    Reply
  237. Leslie

    My favorite CMP headlines are the takes on song lyrics, even though they usually leave me with that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. They’re usually 80’s songs, tho, so I don’t mind. “Moop, there it is!” was a great one, and “Put a little love in your (h)ear(t)” was nice, too.

    Reply
  238. Jill Pinga

    “No ifs, and, just lots of butts” –> nice way to put it 😉

    Reply
  239. JC mom

    ‘Got BOOB?’ -Because what most first-time moms don’t realize is, it’s not your boobs you’re going to worry about concealing–it’s that postpartum gut. Ha!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2007/10/got_boob.php#ixzz1F22QPtBg

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  240. AustinMochi

    “Moop, there it is!” I read that and it just put me in a better mood. 🙂

    Reply
  241. EG

    Tiny Bubbles, End the Whine.

    Reply
  242. Kellie

    Look ma, there’s a monkey in my food!

    Reply
  243. corrina

    I love–maternitywear that doesn’t suck. Cause a lot of it does, haha!!

    Reply
  244. lace

    I love this one “Dress up clothing so gorgeous, it will make you twirl too.” because I loved to twirl as a kid and the girls are always twirling.

    Reply
  245. Maureen

    Rolling with Dante Beatrix… cute 🙂 Thanks, Maureen (jnomaxx at hotmail dot com)

    Reply
  246. Ida

    Eat better live healthier: ChopChop

    Reply
  247. Melanie P

    “If you’re happy and you know it…..or having a tantrum. Either way.”…….love it! 🙂

    Reply
  248. Veronica

    Tiny Bubbles end the whine! Love it….so creative 🙂

    Reply
  249. Wendy Kent

    My fav is ‘maternitywear that doesn’t suck.” It’s so true. I hated getting maternity clothes because they were so ugly.

    Reply
  250. Sara Wojahn

    Romance is still alive. It’s just hoping the kids don’t wake up and ask for water.

    ~love love love you gals!!

    Reply
  251. LaniB

    “Yes, carrots. Yes!” It made me laugh, plus I love the brand.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/06/yes_carrots_yes.php

    Reply
  252. Erin Terrell

    All hail the long awaited Bugaboo double stroller! Even if the name is a little…yeah. That

    editors_best_of_2010.php#ixzz1F2I172P8
    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/12/published_

    Reply
  253. JoannaZ

    “My Valentine is One Sexy Bastard” There have been many fabulous titles since I’ve been following CMP, but this is a recent one that really made me smile!

    Reply
  254. carrie L

    My favorite was posted on Friday 14 January,”No ifs, and, just lots of butts!” LOVE it!

    Reply
  255. shannon j

    Princess and the peas…and carrots…and probably ice cream, too.

    Reply
  256. Sue

    My fave is “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much”

    Currently working on the 30 day Shred with a goal to finish it in 90 days with my 3 year old and 8 month old watching me!

    Reply
  257. Colleen

    One of my favs is “Maternity clothes that won’t cost you an arm and a cankle.” Too funny, though it brings back (all too recent) bad memories!

    Reply
  258. Sarah G.

    I found this part funny:
    “Funny enough, I still do plenty of acting today as a Mom. (Help me clean up, kids. It’s so much fun!)”

    So true! lol

    Reply
  259. Baby Smiling In Back Seat

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/12/just_ducky_luxury_rubber_ducks.php

    Just Ducky was so pithy. Also my babies love ducks.

    Reply
  260. Tonpia

    Feeling Glam in L&D. If That’s Even Possible.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/diaper_bags/4.php#ixzz1F2QnZcMI

    Reply
  261. Samantha

    One of my favorites is a more recent headline: “Okay, Kid. Here’s that kitten you wanted.” Clever. I think we can all relate to the disappointment of not getting that desperately desired fur baby for Christmas.

    Reply
  262. Joyce

    “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.” LOL!!!

    Reply
  263. Christine J

    HANDS DOWN best ever:
    Well here’s a product that will make you want to throw up

    This made so gol-darn goofy when I read it!

    Reply
  264. Aleja

    I had to say I love you with an Etch-a-Sketch

    Reply
  265. kay

    ‘Everything is better with a gorilla’ I can apply this to everything.

    Reply
  266. Jamie

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Reply
  267. Amy W.

    I have lots of favorites, but my VERY favorite is the recent Sipidee doo dah. TOO funny!

    Reply
  268. Kelly W-Y

    Lately, my daughter is looking pretty sheepdoggy- =)

    Reply
  269. ilana g

    The ugliest chocolates you’ll ever love.

    Reply
  270. Lauren Packard

    “Maternitywear that doesn’t suck” because we all know it does and if it doesn’t, it’s expensive..

    Reply
  271. Janella S.

    I love “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.” and bought the DVDs right away, but since it’s been mentioned a few times, I also love “Ubisoft Just Dance 2 – they could call it Just Embarrass Yourself 2. And we’d still love it.”

    Reply
  272. Shan-shannon

    “So let’s talk jeggings”.
    I did way more than talk about them, my daughter wore them all fall and winter in every color i could find, very practical for a toddler.

    Reply
  273. Jenna

    Sipidee doo dah. Very cute:)

    Reply
  274. Kalani

    I was poking around and came across this:
    The best cupcakes are wrapped in cooties= LOVE!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/the_best_cupcakes_are_wrapped.php
    inalak at msn dot com

    Reply
  275. Jen

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts.

    Ha!

    Reminds me of another blog I was reading where a kid was talking about how people had two arms, two legs, one nose, and two pieces of butt!

    Reply
  276. Sarah M.

    I love your book recommendations so my favorite post title is “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”

    Reply
  277. Lori Z.

    I like the recent “Sipidee doo dah”

    Reply
  278. Rian

    This one! Because let’s be honest…we’ve all been there!

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/lets_panic_about_babies_book.php

    Reply
  279. Michele H

    “Made you Nook”

    Reply
  280. laree

    I love your word play on your titles, like “Calling dibs on affordable bibs” They make me happy!

    Reply
  281. Debbie K.

    Tiny bubbles end the whine – brilliant!
    [email protected]

    Reply
  282. Pat Kolysher

    No ifs and just a lot of butts.
    [email protected]

    Reply
  283. Curtis Milne

    Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys.
    [email protected]

    Reply
  284. Mike Ross

    Disney Dream Cruise, is it actually dreamy? I really liked this article (and the title)
    [email protected]

    Reply
  285. Karen Lesser

    My Valentine is one sexy Bastard – Woohoo!!! Great one, love it!!!!
    [email protected]

    Reply
  286. Mae Wongs

    Put a Cork in It!
    Very clever!!!
    [email protected]

    Thanks so much, great blog!

    Reply
  287. Laura

    Yoga moms do it with Zen. heh. I am clearly not a yoga mom…

    Reply
  288. Marie

    Sipidee doo dah

    Reply
  289. Allisa

    My favorite post title is “Maternity Wear That Doesn’t Suck” – I’m 6 months pregnant & that is exactly my emotions & how I want to shop….perfect!

    thank you!

    Reply
  290. Blenda Yun

    The guy who told us to “Whip It Good” is all about doing good
    Who doesn’t love a flashback or Devo for that matter.

    Reply
  291. Anne R

    March 23 title-Yoga Moms Do It With Zen

    Reply
  292. Kim King

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts…

    Reply
  293. Melissa

    Mary Poppins, eat your heart out

    Reply
  294. Jen Altman

    “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand”

    classic….

    Reply
  295. Courtney Satkoski

    Know what we’re thankful for? Our subscribers.

    I love when companies/blog sites, etc… take the time to thank their subscriber or clients. It makes us feel like our support means something. In a world of internet search-ablity its nice to find a site and writers you connect with!

    I am a BIG Thank You Note writer and appreciate feedback and gratitude- who doesn’t right? 🙂 No wonder you guys are that much more successful 5 years later…

    THANK YOU! We’re thankful for your research and ideas- you make us ALL look good 😉

    Reply
  296. Beanie

    How much more fun and honest can it get than
    Candy and Boogers, a great combo for the kids — and a great cd, too.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/01/candy_band_the_boogers.php

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  297. Sarah

    I giggled at “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/no_ifs_and_but_lots_of_butts.php

    Reply
  298. Ashley

    “Mary Poppins, eat your heart out”
    I thought that one was super cute 🙂

    Reply
  299. CNKemper

    Goodbye, dry skin. Hello… cookies?

    This one was intriuging!

    Reply
  300. Sara

    “Sponge Worthy” need I say more?

    Reply
  301. Ashley Lankey

    Okay, kid. Here’s that kitten you wanted.

    So what if it’s just soap 🙂 Cute gift and funny headline that I can totally relate to as a child. (Oh, you wanted a REAL puppy!? We thought this stuffed animal would do!)

    Reply
  302. BettyC

    I really liked this one:
    “My kid, cleaning? Wanna bet?”
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/06/my_kid_cleaning_wanna_bet.php

    Reply
  303. JennyB

    You are always so creative. Here’s a good one:
    “This season’s forecast: circus animals and a good chance of peacocks”

    Reply
  304. Jenn

    “For some of us 30 minute meals take about 20 minutes too long.”

    It’s funny, because it’s true! 🙂

    Reply
  305. Ann

    Love the hunter rain boots!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/hunter_lace_up_rain_boots.php

    Reply
  306. Leslie

    “Last-minute Father’s Day cards that are worthy of the World’s Greatest Dad” – a posting I really needed!

    Reply
  307. Grace

    I know that you couldn’t have actually named your website this, but I love that it originated as “cool mom sh*t” Does it count even though it’s NOT the title of your website:)

    Reply
  308. Jen Linkous

    I loved
    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    totally have to get this book for my sister who just found out she’s pregnant. 🙂

    Reply
  309. Carla Colton

    “There are no small parts, only small children who are super cute playing Cinderella.”

    Reply
  310. Leslie

    My favorite CMP headlines are the takes on song lyrics, even though they usually leave me with that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. They’re usually 80’s songs, tho, so I don’t mind. “Moop, there it is!” was a great one, and “Put a little love in your (h)ear(t)” was nice, too.

    Reply
  311. elisabeth long

    “Yes, that’s the pathetic justification of the shoe-a-holic.”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/08/trendy_back_to_school_styles_a.php#ixzz1F5k3xOjn

    Reply
  312. Margie

    Tiny Bubbles End the Whine! Love it!

    Reply
  313. Nicole G

    Honestly, I love when you introduced Cool Moms Tech Picks and when you started emailing the top 5.

    Reply
  314. corinneyb

    The headline for the Yes To Carrots post on 21 November drew me in: “Yes, I would like to look 6 years younger. Thank you.”

    Reply
  315. Janice

    Everything is better with a Gorilla.

    Words to live by, people.

    Reply
  316. Alisha

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    Reply
  317. Libby

    Tiny bubbles end the whine.

    That’s a good one ladies!!!

    Reply
  318. Velma

    This is Brilliant! I loved this post about “green play food”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/time_to_pull_a_jamie_oliver_on.php

    Reply
  319. Christine Jones

    “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you”

    Gurrrrrrrl, you better believe it!
    Mmmm-Hmmm, thaswhat I’m talkin’ bout!

    Reply
  320. Liza

    Writing is one of this site’s biggest strengths.

    I decided to go with this one: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/08/may_the_force_be_with_you.php, headline, “May the Force be with you, and don’t forget your homework.” Really, it was all the Star Wars references crammed into the copy. Like this: “As your little Padawan goes back to school, you’ve got a long list of supplies: Lightsaber, translator droid, nerf sandwich, and a schoolbus that can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.” Good job Grand Moff Delilah!

    Reply
  321. Megan C

    Another favorite: I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/08/i_can_bring_home_the_bacon_i_c.php

    megancrose at gmail dot com

    Reply
  322. ali reis

    I really need to get this book – ha ha

    The Paranoid Parents Guide – Perfect beach reading for those of us afraid of shark attacks

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/reads/2.php#ixzz1F6DfizxP

    Reply
  323. Amy H

    No Son Of Mine is Wearing Tighty Whities
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2006/12/no_son_of_mine_is_wearing_tighty_whities.php

    Reply
  324. Courtney

    “Indie Lullabies? That would be a yes.” (This one I love because you expect the answer to be “no” — great post!)

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/09/indie_lullabies.php

    Reply
  325. Heather

    Oil me up before you go-go

    Reply
  326. LaniB

    “Yes, I would like to look 6 years younger. Thank you.”

    I am all over Yes to Carrots (actually it is all over me) since this baby making me breakout like a teenager. But I took notice because of the funny headlines!

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/11/yes_to_tomatoes.php

    Reply
  327. Brenna

    “Tween cool, entirely 100% hoochie free”- Funny!!

    Reply
  328. Miranda

    I liked this one
    “Bring prosciutto to your next baby shower”
    because I was pregnant and so tired of all the things I couldn’t eat!

    Reply
  329. Maggie D

    One of my favorite quotes is: “The Maclaren 2011 preview – Stroller junkies, take note!” because I am that stroller/baby gear junkie!

    Reply
  330. Michele S

    What could be uglier than an Uglydoll? An Uglypillow!

    michele_0221 at hotmail dot com

    Reply
  331. Jessica S.

    “Now Yo Gabba Gabba will have to do an episode on not rubbing it in when your shoes are cooler than everyone else’s”

    FUNNY!

    Reply
  332. Kathryn

    I’ll say it again, I want these: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/kleynimals_solve_the_great_car.php

    Reply
  333. Julie

    Like putting baby in a bubble, but prettier. And less crazy.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/strollers_and_strollery_things/2.php#ixzz1F6YwbC6n

    Because I definitely like to keep germy stranger hands off my baby!!

    Reply
  334. Sam

    It’s glove season. Which means, lost glove season.

    This title is a great one and oh, so appropriate living in Alaska!

    Reply
  335. Jill

    Put Some Funk in Your Junk

    Reply
  336. Samantha

    Brush with Greatness.

    I want to say right now that you gals are GREAT writers. I wouldn’t think sharing about kids products could be this funny, snarky, and deliciously written! Your posts are great to read and your facebook one-liners always pique my curiosity!

    Reply
  337. Dana Kroh

    This headline is pretty fantabulous:
    “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand” haha!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/dipes/#ixzz1F6fHl1bR

    Reply
  338. Kara

    I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand

    Reply
  339. Kym Ohna

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    Almost prophetic!

    Reply
  340. Allison K

    Putting the Need in Needlework:
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/putting_the_need_in_needlepoin.php

    It helped that I like crafts.

    Reply
  341. Courtney

    A recent one but hard to compete with is “Sipadee Doo Dah!” Love it!

    Reply
  342. Simi

    Too be honest, I really liked one of your recent ones–Go Ahead. Make My Cookies. It actually stuck out very clearly in my mind. A) I love cookies. B) The app is really cool, and I can’t wait to get an ipad to use it, and C) it’s just cute and cheesy and I love cute and cheesy 🙂

    Reply
  343. deborah

    ‘No ifs, and, just lots of butts’

    can’t go wrong with butts! haha.

    thanks for the chance to win!

    Reply
  344. Tara

    I remember getting a chuckle out of this one…

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/09/i_got_schooled_by_mrs_meyers_a.php

    🙂

    Always clever, always what we want in mommy and baby stuff!!!

    Reply
  345. Jen Marzouk

    It’s a Mod, Mod, Mod, Mod Nursery
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/06/its_a_mod_mod_mod_mod_nursery.php

    Reply
  346. jodifur

    The Disney Dream Cruise – is it actually dreamy?

    I really wanted to know the answer to this question.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/travel_and_events/#ixzz1F5q4G0Ck

    Reply
  347. Lauren

    “Cloth toilet paper? I dare you.” Enough said!

    Reply
  348. Nisha G

    I really like the headline “Because no one ever compliments you on that cute Ziploc”…so very true!

    Reply
  349. Adi

    love this one:
    Mermaids by artists, not animation conglomerates

    and many of the ones quoted above!

    Reply
  350. kelli

    Sipidee doo dah!

    Reply
  351. Jennifer Laddd

    I love Little Red Writing Hood: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/05/the_black_apple.php
    Clever!

    Reply
  352. Catherine

    I loved the post this line came from:
    The knights’ tunics from Quiet Hours Toys make a spectacular gift for an imaginative little boy who dares to dream beyond medical school or football scholarships.

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2007/01/we_are_the_knights_who_say_maa.php#ixzz1F7N3sSgx

    Reply
  353. AutumH

    One of my favorite headlines is “The Paranoid Parents Guide – Perfect beach reading for those of us afraid of shark attacks”. Sometimes we all tend to be a little psychotic when it comes to our kids and this title just about sums it up for me.

    Reply
  354. amorette

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/sipidee_doo_dah.php

    recent, but made me laugh the moment i saw it!

    Reply
  355. dani jackson

    “No ifs, and, just lots of butts” from January 14, 11″ Love it!!!

    Reply
  356. Sara

    I like this post title: “Geek may be a four letter word, but then, so is cool.”

    Reply
  357. Heather R

    I like this headline: The peas are touching my carrots! I can really relate even at my age!

    Reply
  358. Heidi Tryon

    “Like putting baby in a bubble, but prettier. And less crazy.”

    I love your writing style in general becuase its how I think…just worded better! I like this post because we’ve all wanted to bubble wrap our babes, but that could be considered crazy and not pretty.

    Reply
  359. squorkymama

    My recent favorite is “Sipidee doo dah,” although it may be my least favorite, because it got the song stuck in my head. But it made me giggle.

    Reply
  360. Baby Smiling In Back Seat

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/11/a_to_z_animal_poster.php

    “I (Lovebirds-Ostrich-Vicuna-Elephant) this print”

    Reply
  361. Stephanie Ratner

    A necessary book for first-time parents, or at least in retrospect, you realize how funny/tiring it can be!

    Reply
  362. barbara

    “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/lets_panic_about_babies_book.php

    Reply
  363. Amy

    I agree with another reader on this one.
    “For some of us, 30 minute meals take about 20 minutes too long.”

    So true.

    Reply
  364. kam

    “May the Force Be with You and Don’t Forget Your Homework”! Got to love the Star Wars references and such cute shoes!

    Reply
  365. Christine

    Completely and totally the line about serving toddler crackers out of her own shoe!

    Reply
  366. bikey mama carie

    Flour Power! i love to bake sweets and savory 🙂

    Reply
  367. Allison

    From Monday, March 30, 2009:
    “Full of “Yo Ho Ho” but no bottle of rum”

    It made me want to have a pirate party RIGHT then!

    Reply
  368. Denise G

    I loved “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”
    I just had my second child and I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about that part of pregnancy any more. And the book looks great!

    Reply
  369. angela howard

    I love this tittle.. I would love to play dress up! I cant wait for my 10 month old to start playing dress up!

    ”Dress up clothing so gorgeous, it will make you twirl too.”

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/dress_up_clothing_so_gorgeous.php#ixzz1F805HE9u

    Reply
  370. Melissa

    The best cupcakes are wrapped in cooties
    ( https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/the_best_cupcakes_are_wrapped.php )

    Reply
  371. Katie K

    I don’t bring home any bacon but this was pretty funny (not sure I can wipe a butt with one hand either… darn I’m lacking)

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/08/i_can_bring_home_the_bacon_i_c.php

    Reply
  372. Jessica M

    Accessories make the world go round. (says us).

    Says me too! 🙂

    Reply
  373. Missy

    This is totally my favorite

    Reply
  374. Kim

    “and then he ate the naughty children. The end.”

    Reply
  375. Jamie

    Valentine’s table for two. Hold the whining.

    Reply
  376. Kristine (Mommy Needs Therapy)

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2006/06/leave_the_breast_milk_take_the.php

    Leave the Breast Milk. Take the Cannoli.

    That one really struck my funny bone way back when.

    Reply
  377. Stephanie

    This post title says it all:

    “If you’re happy and you know it…or having a tantrum. Either way.”

    Reply
  378. Bryanna

    One of my favorite titles is “I Like Smooth Butts and I Cannot Lie” — just too funny!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2007/09/i_like_smooth_butts_and_i_cann.php

    Reply
  379. em

    This made me laugh so much I almost did!!

    “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”

    Reply
  380. Karen

    As a working mom, I appreciate this headline. “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.”

    Reply
  381. Aura

    May the Force be with you, and don’t forget your homework

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/backpacks_lunchboxes_bags_for/#ixzz1F8MnQmLm

    Reply
  382. Sara Smith

    “Wood I like it? Yes, I wood.” is recent fave, but you are so clever, there so many good ones!

    Reply
  383. amy

    Biff? Yes, Buffy? Look at these darling shoes, wouldn’t they be super for Skip?

    when preppy meets crunchy. Awesome!

    Reply
  384. Meg T

    “out of milk. write in fur.”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/09/out_of_milk_write_it_in_fur.php

    I love this one b/c it was so strange and cool all wrapped up in one!

    gomeggo[at]gmail[dot]com

    Reply
  385. Tzivy

    If you’re happy and you know it….. or having a tantrum. Either way.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/happy_sad_frame_set.php

    This was very funny and real!

    Reply
  386. Colleen

    Love this one: “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.” Somehow all of my favs are pregnancy related!

    Reply
  387. Silvia

    “Made you Nook.” lol

    Reply
  388. Wenlei Johnson

    Hands down: No ifs, and, just lots of butts.

    Reply
  389. Amelia Sprout

    Mermaids by artists, not animation conglomerates

    It is hard to pick one, usually I just chuckle, and note who wrote it so I can keep an eye out for their particular sense of humor.

    Reply
  390. simone

    I know its juvenile, but I remember laughing my butt off at this one ‘Plastic toys that are better than those other plastic toys’

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/06/plastic_toys_that_are_better_t.php#ixzz1F8Tx3lpS

    Reply
  391. Sarah M.

    You guys have so many great titles – one of my favs is “Okay, kid. Here’s the kitten you wanted”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/12/heres_that_kitten_you_wanted.php

    Reply
  392. melanie p

    New: Tiny bubbles end the whine

    I’ll take some wine with THAT! 🙂

    Reply
  393. Tiffany

    My fave “Dinosaurs Aren’t Just for Boys” from May. Words that were music to my ears (and my serious dino loving daugther!” Thanks!

    Reply
  394. Anne R

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts

    Reply
  395. Michelle

    This was hard because I think you are pretty clever.

    I liked this the best:
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2007/08/no_trees_were_used_in_the_maki.php

    No Trees Were Harmed in the Making of This Trite Screenplay Idea

    Reply
  396. Christy

    Mary Poppins, eat your heart out – loved the title, loved the bag!

    Reply
  397. Grace

    Organic hair and body products that smell like heaven. Not earth.

    Haha, I love this because it because so many products are marketed to be “earthy”, why not heaven instead?

    Reply
  398. kelly fricano

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Reply
  399. nathalie Zenni

    after a MONTH of searching for the best sleepsack, your oh so ever fantastic review has provided me golden nights of sleep!!! Baby (now toddler) and parents are so grateful!!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/11/merino_kids_baby_sleep_sack_ho.php

    Reply
  400. nathalie Zenni

    always brings a smile to my face, one recent one:
    Wood I like it? Yes, I wood.

    Reply
  401. MrsBagley

    “tween cool, Now 100% hoochie free!” Y’all are so funny!

    Reply
  402. Janice

    Good News! You don’t have to alphabetize your spices any more! (Bwahahahahaha)

    Reply
  403. Rian

    This made me laugh, because it is so true! Why does eco have to equal ec-eww!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/03/babo_botanicals_organic_hair_body_products.php

    Reply
  404. Heather

    Tiny bubbles end the whine 🙂

    Reply
  405. Meredith

    “Need a reason to celebrate? It’s World Nutella Day!”

    No thank you, I don’t need a reason to celebrate Nutella, but thanks for asking!

    Reply
  406. Megan C

    New day, new entry. I liked the title “Mod Mobiles Made Just for You… I mean, your baby.”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/11/mod_mobiles_made_just_for_you.php

    megancrose at gmail dot com

    Reply
  407. Nanette

    This is super cute: On my Target shopping list: Milk. Apples. Awesome art from Poketo.

    Reply
  408. Jennyroo

    Who can forget this fabulous tea kettle with a cork handle? “Put a Cork in it”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/09/put_a_cork_in_it.php

    Reply
  409. Melissa

    Tiny bubbles end the whine

    Reply
  410. BettyC

    Here’s one of my faves:
    “Behold the mysterious STEPONBOX”
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/07/behold_the_mysterious_steponbo.php

    The whole post was great, but particularly these lines: This cool product from the UK is so new that we can’t even tell you where to buy it yet. In the words of Douglas Adams, it’s so hip it can’t see over its own pelvis.

    “Where can you get it? We don’t know! How much does it cost? Not a clue!

    But is so awesome we wanted to tell you about it? Heck, yeah. ~Delilah”

    Reply
  411. Julie

    Cupcakes just for grownups

    And I don’t have to share?!! I can’t wait! But of course, they taste so much better when we share with our little ones. The smile on their face as they lick the frosting off their lips…priceless!! Although, I’ll put one away to enjoy for later!!

    Reply
  412. Denise

    LOVED…Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys

    Reply
  413. Mom2theZ’s

    These days, I’m lucky if I remember to get gifts in time at all, let alone have the wrapping paper on hand to wrap it up …is my favorite line I have read so far. That is me to a “t”. https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/wrap_your_gift_in_artwork.php

    Reply
  414. LaniB

    “The princess and the peas. And carrots. Probably ice cream too.”

    I lol’d at this…it is totally a meal that I could see myself making!
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/05/the_princess_and_the_peas_and.php

    Reply
  415. Geri Smith

    “More snow predicted. Retail therapy needed!” I love that headline and it has been very fitting this year. 🙂

    Reply
  416. Katherine

    I’m a big fan of snark, and CMP delivers it! One of my favs is “That’s right honey, you can’t win” from this post: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/thats_right_honey_you_cant_win.php

    Hilarious! (And possibly true in my house.)

    Reply
  417. Sarah N

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts!

    Your titles are so clever!

    Reply
  418. Allison K

    A Gift for Kids that Doesn’t Stink:

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/12/finally_a_useful_gift_that_doe.php

    Reply
  419. Lauren

    “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.”

    Reply
  420. corinneyb

    The post on cloth toilet paper had me in stiches. My favorite line: “But, eager beaver (pun too good to resist) that I am, I agreed to test them out.” I laughed so loud that my husband was prompted to ask about what I found so funny. Then I told him. And he thought I was crazy.

    Reply
  421. Desiree

    You can even eat the dishes (b/c my son sometimes acts like he will be eating the dishes)

    Reply
  422. alisa

    this still gives me a chuckle:

    “But then I realized that we were talking about cloth wipes. For women. And I did a double take.”

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/09/cloth_toilet_paper_i_dare_you.php#ixzz1FBjcgdmy

    Reply
  423. Miranda

    Love “One day at a time” because it is what I’m always reminding myself!

    Reply
  424. Miranda

    Love “One day at a time” because it is what I’m always reminding myself!

    Reply
  425. Sadie

    Monkey Bread for Your Little Monkeys is cute

    Reply
  426. Lauren

    As for me, I’ll be baking sugar cookie ninjas, icing them, and having old school Mortal Kombat battles in which I’ll eat the losers. Fatality!~Delilah

    This inspired me to buy those ninja cookie sets for a friend of mine w/ boys. Love the Mortal Kombat reference!

    Reply
  427. janet

    “Cool art for a great cause. Besides the cause of your blank walls.” Awesome. =)

    Reply
  428. Valerie C.

    I just had to laugh at: “Gourmet lollipops ain’t no Dum-Dums.” I wish I could come up with humor like that. Too cute 🙂
    Thanks!

    Reply
  429. Sarah Felder

    My favorite mom purchases are Pedipeds, See Kai Runs and Morgan & Milo shoes. Love them for the girls, and they are super durable!

    Reply
  430. Liza

    The writing on this site is fantastic!

    If I have to pick one, I pick: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/08/may_the_force_be_with_you.php, headline, “May the Force be with you, and don’t forget your homework.” Really, it was all the Star Wars references crammed into the copy. Like this: “As your little Padawan goes back to school, you’ve got a long list of supplies: Lightsaber, translator droid, nerf sandwich, and a schoolbus that can make the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.” Good job Grand Moff Delilah!

    Reply
  431. Rebecca

    Martha Stewart: Now encouraging spider webs

    There may be hope for my house after all!

    Reply
  432. Sara

    “sorry my kids a jerk, can we come over again tomorrow” This was priceless and I knew the feeling well that the product should exist somewhere in the great wide world of things every mother needs on hand.

    Reply
  433. Jennifer Ladd

    You’ll Listen to This Even When Your Kids Aren’t in the Car, Man. (It’s funny because it’s true!)

    Reply
  434. Laura

    Duct tape goes designer, and metrosexuals everywhere rejoice

    My husband is that metrosexual who is rejoicing.

    Reply
  435. Heather

    Now Yo Gabba Gabba will have to do an episode on not rubbing it in when your shoes are cooler than everyone else’s

    Reply
  436. shreya patel

    I really got a kick out of “No ifs, and, just lots of butts” …very funny!

    Reply
  437. Lydia Randall

    Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/lets_panic_about_babies_book.php#ixzz1FCAAeROs

    Reply
  438. Ellen

    “Put a cork in it” was my recent fave!

    Reply
  439. Alison L

    Who gloves you, baby?

    Reply
  440. Mrs.Wigley

    Kids backpacks that make you go rawr, and other cool new baby + kids gifts

    RAWR makes me smile!!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/kids_backpacks_that_make_you_go_rawr.php#ixzz1FCEK3m5s

    Reply
  441. MDmomx5

    “Warning: Reading this book during pregnancy will make you pee yourself. Even more.”

    Reading this headline made me pee just a bit…& I’m not even pregnant 😀

    Reply
  442. Lisa

    Since you said I could enter again, here’s another entry… I liked “Our secret stash of airline cookies! Revealed!” on 10/20/10 (https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/biscoff_cookies.php). I always did wonder where to buy those cookies, and I still don’t know what makes them so good… maybe I don’t want to know?

    Reply
  443. amorette

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/oxo_bpa_free_snack_servers.php

    clever play on the name!

    Reply
  444. elisabeth long

    “Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much.”

    Reply
  445. Jamie

    It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that bling

    Reply
  446. Michele H

    Again, “Made you nook” from May.

    Reply
  447. AliceH

    ‘The handbags that make me go all slack-jawed and tingly inside’ – so funny! And of course struck a chord with me as I’m a huge handbag person. Thanks for making me laugh (with this post and lots of others!) Here’s the link: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/12/hayden_harnett_handbags.php

    Reply
  448. Nell

    “For some reason, the combination of the right height plus holes you can poke your fingers into equals a good time. Whee!”

    Love it. It is my world.

    Reply
  449. Julie

    “Socks to be you” LOL that’s one of my favs and I love these socks! So cute. You guys do a great job coming up with titles for your posts, I love it! Keep up the good and “cool” work!

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2008/02/socks_to_be_you.php

    Reply
  450. Jen Marzouk

    “A pretty reusable bag for all your gross, smelly, leaky stuff”… I never thought I would need a bag like that until I had kids.

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/a_reusable_bag_for_all_your_gr.php

    Reply
  451. Andrea

    A shout-out to the liger of the babywearing world

    Reply
  452. deborah

    here’s another great one:

    ‘Even burly babies love Smoochie.’

    i am laughing at the idea of a burly baby.

    thanks for the giveaways!

    Reply
  453. Dayna

    I love If you’re happy and you know it…or having a tantrum. Either way. The picks of my kids crying, sleeping or making funny faces are far better than the posed smiley faces! https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/10/happy_sad_frame_set.php

    Reply
  454. Allison

    “Pegs are not just for legs.”

    Reply
  455. CNKemper

    The ugliest chocolates you’ll ever love!

    Great one!

    Reply
  456. stacy hancock

    i’m all for Maternitywear That Doesn’t Suck
    =)

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/maternity/

    hancoci_s at msn dot com

    Reply
  457. Courtney

    Once again, a post topic I like because it speaks to the irony-lover in me: “A stylish baby gate. I kid you not.”

    See the post at — https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/a_stylish_baby_gate_i_kid_you.php

    Reply
  458. Kelly W-Y

    “The peas are touching my carrots!” hahaha =)
    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/lunchbots_trio.php

    Reply
  459. Baby Smiling In Back Seat

    Fred’s XYZ Blocks FTW!

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2010/08/freds_xyz_blocks_ftw.php

    Reply
  460. clarissa

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/i_love_you_etch-a-sketch_shirt.php i thought the “I had to say I love you with an etch a sketch” was cute with the etch a sketch shirt

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  461. Sara

    I just looked up Sandbox Threads as a company I discovered here, and the headline for that post is a good one: “Oh, so that’s what little girls and boys are really made of.”

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  462. Liz C.

    “You can even eat the dishes” from Jan. 15 certainly caught my attention!

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  463. Jenny

    Fabu finger puppets, now with extra Halloween awesomesauce

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  464. Gail P

    The long lost potholder loom of my misspent youth!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/toys_and_other_playthings/3.php#ixzz1FDbKixdG

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  465. carrie

    My favorite is ‘Why yes, I do want to fit into my pre-pregnancy clothes, thank you very much” — totally feel you on that one!

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  466. Cheri

    Celebrate National Bacon Day with…lollipops?

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  467. Anne

    Now that I have a son, I like to go back through all the boy stuff. I remember reading them when I just had a girl, but now they mean so much more to me that I have a son. It’s funny how when I had my daughter I did think all the boy stuff was boring, but now I think that my 8 week old looks like a little man. It’s so cute. Anyway favorite headline is Lumberjack shirt 2.0. I also love love love the shirt!

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  468. Kym Ohna

    “Sipidee doo dah”. Maybe a new line, but already a classic!

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  469. Beth Spreen

    One of my favorite was “Put yo baby on yo hip”! This just made me laugh!

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  470. Deanna Koch

    “The ugliest chocolates you’ll ever love” – that totally made me want to click the link, though i have to say…they really weren’t *that* ugly 🙂

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  471. chana

    “Hollywood Renaissance, emphasis on the naissance”

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  472. Leslie

    My favorite CMP headlines are the takes on song lyrics, even though they usually leave me with that song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. They’re usually 80’s songs, tho, so I don’t mind. “Moop, there it is!” was a great one, and “Put a little love in your (h)ear(t)” was nice, too.

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  473. Amy B

    One of my many favorites….

    Wanting to Put Your Baby In a Bubble Never Made More Sense

    Plus, I have the bubble which you recommended and I love it.

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  474. Brigitta

    Bathtime
    New: Tiny bubbles end the whine

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  475. Kate S

    Eat me. Drink me. Smell me?… Got my attention.

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  476. ali reis

    I need this book – ha ha ha

    No ifs, and, just lots of butts

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  477. Michelel

    https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/02/sipidee_doo_dah.php

    really? What beats sipidee doo da?

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  478. Emily

    OK, I know this was just the other day but it made me chuckle: Sipidee doo dah

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  479. Karen

    As a working mom, I appreciate this headline. “I can bring home the bacon, I can wipe your butt with one hand.”

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  480. Ashley

    “No ifs, and, just lots of butts”
    That one caught my eye 🙂

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  481. Mimi

    Your headline from 1/14/11 cracked me up: “No ifs, and, just lots of butts.”

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  482. zmama

    Sipidee doo dah
    witty!

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  483. Jennifer Rayo

    That’s right honey, you can’t win

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  484. Meg T

    Maybe this is more wishful thinking than anything…(seeing how I am very pregnant)

    “Shampoo made just for pregnant women because when you’re pregnant, yes, the world does revolve around you.”

    gomeggo[at]gmail[dot]com

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  485. Wendy Weirbach

    “maybe it’s the fact that we no longer have babies who are going to be spewing liquids all over our bed. (Or so we hope.)” Spewing?!?! Ha! Can’t wait for that day!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/around_the_house/2.php#ixzz1FEKY6w6U

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  486. LeAnn

    I love the new Uglypillows from Uglydoll. Perhaps it brings out the motherly instinct in me? A face that only a mother could love?

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2011/01/what_could_be_uglier_than_an_u.php#ixzz1FELCPQXV

    HAHAHA! They are cuuuute pillows too!

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  487. Flo

    “You know you’re a mom when you go from being a bag whore to a bin whore”. I have bins galore! Bins for crayons, bins for cars, bins for paper, bins for…everything!

    Read more: https://www.coolmompicks.com/2009/09/toy_storage_bins_jj_cole.php#ixzz1FEOhQml7

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  488. Annie Klaus

    One post title that definitely made me laugh… “Well here’s a product that will make you want to throw up” – for the Morning Chickness Bags

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  489. Libby

    Ok..this is cheating a little…but I did enjoy todays ‘We Like you so we want to put some bling on it’. that was a good one!

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