The funniest tweets about Halloween candy

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11 hilarious tweets about the most important part of Halloween: Candy.

By Anne Wolfe Postic2 min read

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Each year, this Cool Mom Picks Halloween meme goes viral -- because, facts. And, Reeses.  Let's be honest, if there's one thing that parents can agree on, it's that the opportunity to steal our kids' Halloween candy is easily the best part of Halloween.

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Dear children: I gave you life, you give us your Reese's. That's how it works. | Funny Halloween meme via CoolMomPicks.com | © coolmompicks Well obviously we're not the only ones with a sense of humor about Halloween candy. Browsing Twitter, we've been laughing until we cry -- and get hungry --  reading some of these hilarious tweets about the best Halloween candy, the worst Halloween candy, and why we just can't resist eating all the Halloween candy.

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Funny Halloween tweets about candy: Not Ethan Smith

This is us. In uh...July. @NotEthanSmith_

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Swishergirl

Someone has to ask the important questions. @Swishergirl24

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @WendyAarons

Evergreen tweet @wendiaarons

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @AmyDillon

This isn't a problem! This is an outstanding excuse for you to stake your claim the night before. @amydillon

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @CharlieCapen

It's good to have strong feelings about Halloween candy. Good parenting, Charlie! @charliecapen

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Lisabug74

Clearly someone smart enough to buy the stuff she doesn't personally want to eat @Lisabug74

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @Lhlodder

We're wondering what happened an hour after that... @Lhlodder

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @MommaUnfiltered

Great lesson in applying flexibility to parenting. @MommaUnfiltered

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @_TroyJohnson

Candy corn is not only excellent, but I will swear that each layer tastes different. Don't @ me. @_troyjohnson

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @DougMoe

When you eat all the good stuff out of the bag first: A cautionary tale. @dougmoe

Funny Halloween tweets about candy: @2questionable

This information might have been helpful before I actually went ahead and had kids. Then again, either way you get candy. So. @2questionable

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