Mommyhood wine bottle labels: Here’s to surviving your first playdate from hell.

For all those wine-lovers out there (ahem, like me), we’re entitled to toast our momentous new mom wins. With some celebratory vino and a high-five, right? That’s where these hilarious Mommy’s First Motherhood Milestones Wine Bottle Covers come in.

That first time your babe sleeps through the night? The first time you survive a massive public tantrum that gets you kicked out of a restaurant? The first time you manage to host a playdate without burning down your house? There’s a wine bottle cover for that.

Consider them like a reusable scrapbook for the second most precious commodity in your life. (Ha.) I think they’d make insanely cool baby shower gifts too. Pair a set with a few bottles of rosé or a dry Cab — whatever she likes — and let a new mom in your life know you honor all the tears, sweat, and leaked breastmilk that tend to go unrecognized.

And hey, because it’s the 21st century, we’d love to see some dad labels roll out! When it comes to parenting, we all could use a little spirit (er, spirits).

Check out the set of four Mommy Milestone wine bottle labels at the Two Peas website. The reusable labels fit any standard 750 ml wine bottle.