What about baby modeling?
Fear not, for we’ve uncovered Ultimate Baybee’s innovative Ultimate Baybee Concealer Stick. Just slather a thick layer of this (not yet FDA-approved) cover up all over those nasty spots and you’ll never again have to "accidentally" swaddle your baby’s face with that blanket when you go out in public.
It’s pricey at $65 a stick, but just think of what you’ll save on nine months of photo retouching. We say, totally worth it. –Liz and Kristen
Happy April Fool’s Day, cool moms. Don’t sit on any whoopie cushions today.