Today is my birthday and it’s a big one.
29.
Yep. That’s right. 29.
Oh how I wish I had the guts to make use of one of the bad party buntings, aka “festoons of gloom” from UK shop Twisted Twee. The banners eschew some trite happy birthday message for sayings like life aint’ no party and don’t be obliged to stay. But my favorite has to be the one reading It will end in tears which – well, I’d give 10 bucks to the first of my friends willing to put that one up at their kid’s first birthday. –Liz
