Last year we tracked down 10 of the funniest Mother’s Day cards, because you know what? Not all of us have mothers (or are mothers) who want sappy prefab poems served up with breakfast in bed. Some of us are happy to know we’re raising a kid with a sense of humor.

I had the best time tracking down even more of the funniest Mother’s Day cards. Apologies in advance to some of you.

Related: 19 funny Mother’s Day cards for moms not worried about peeing when they laugh.

Above: The Lady Parts Mother’s Day Card. Some of us might be nodding our heads. Maybe. ($4 at Whit and Whistle)

Mothers are All Slightly Insane: Then again, consider the source. ($4.72, Spiffy Little Things)

Facebook Mother’s Day Card: Actuallly this card is sweeter on the inside than the outside. Mostly. ($5, Finch and Hare)

Placenta Mother’s Day Card: Not for the squeamish. ($4, Whit and Whistle)

I’m Keeping You card: Just like she kept you. Aw. Sentimental. ($5, Sadshop)

Mom jeans card: Flattery will get you everywhere. But really, maybe get her a gift card for real jeans to go with it? ($4, Whit and Whistle)

Related: Our huge, honkin’, Mother’s Day gift guide. So many ideas!

Hey mom, you’re small: Best delivered by tall child. ($3. Ms Spanner)

Jewish Mother’s Day card: Just be sure to get her a gift too…Jewish guilt and all. ($3.50, Silly Reggie)

Mom is Awesome Card: A little geekery in the form of a pie chart. ($4.25, Print Smitten)

Rosemary’s Baby Card: Says more about you, of course. ($3.75, Seas and Peas)

I’m glad I won the race: Nothing starts your Mother’s Day off right like a good sperm joke. ($3.87, Dickens Ink)

Thanks for not leaving me: Well, it’s true. ($3.75, Seas and Peas)

Two Moms card: Best if you actually do have two moms ($4, Rags and Widows)

Favorite Child Card: If you don’t actually have siblings, the meaning is entirely different. ($3.95, Duv Designs)

Duggar Mother’s Day card: Truer words have never been spoken ($3.40, Seas and Peas)