If you have a mom who responds more to humor than sentiment, here are some of the absolute best (IMHO) funny Mother’s Day cards, all created by independent artists and small companies on Etsy. Warning: some are not safe for…well, for moms who don’t have a sense of humor. But don’t worry, not a single MILF joke. Too 1999 for me.
Related: 15 more of the funniest Mother’s Day Cards, 2018 edition
Lucille Bluth Mother’s Day Card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
Is mom an Arrested Development fan? Eh, it almost doesn’t matter.
Toddler Years Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Row House 14)
Anyone who has a toddler now can relate.
Boy Bands Mother’s Day Card ($3.75, Silly Reggie)
Sorry, One Direction fans, they weren’t actually the first.
Placenta Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Wit and Whistle
Oh great, another mom choice to feel guilty about.
Related: The ultimate funny mom mug. Because it’s true.
Favorite Mom Card ($3, K8 Cards)
If you have two moms, this might not be the best choice.
Bikini Mother’s Day Card ($4, Cheeky Kumquat)
And if she can? Well, lipo gift cards make a nice present.
Zombie Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Craft Colorfully)
Words for the ages.
Potty Mother’s Day Card ($4, Me and Wee)
Of course if you’ve just had a baby this might not be the most appropriate one.
I Hate Everyone Mother’s Day Card ($4, Page Fifty-Five)
Some days it’s true. Some years it’s true.
Macaroni Necklace Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, One Sharpened Pencil)
Shhh…don’t show the kids.
Wine Mother’s Day Card ($3, Kate Makes Designs)
Give it to her over Mimosas at Mother’s Day brunch.
Mom Jeans Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Wit and Whistle)
Bless her.
Nursing Home Mother’s Day Card ($4, Tux Press)
An oldie but…oldie.
Rosemary’s Baby Mother’s Day Card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
An idea to write inside: I wish I could be as terrific a mom as you…the remake is never as good.
Funny New Mom Mother’s Day Card ($4, Paper Patch Market)
Perfect for a mom-to-be, especially if she’s in the cankle stage of pregnancy.
Cheap Therapist Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Emily McDowell Draws)
She always listened. That you know of.
Hi Mom Card ($5, Sad Shop)
To the point.
Game of Thrones Mother’s Day Card ($3.50, Everburg Photography)
Spoiler alert: It should probably say “Jeffrey loved being a douchebag.”
Mom Sacrifices Mother’s Day Card ($4.50, Wit and Whistle)
Oh, if only my own kids would get this for me…
Also visit our 2013 post on 15 funny Mother’s Day cards for more ideas!
