Every December, we love seeking out the funniest Christmas cards and holiday cards out there, and this year is no different.
I mean hey, we adore the holidays, but let’s be real, they can be a bit…stressful. So thank goodness for cookies and cocktails and more cookies and more cocktails and really outstanding wit and humor to help get us through it.
Oh, and no “Santa’s chestnuts” or “naughty reindeer games” jokes in these cards because come on. Those are like so 2013.
–Liz + Georgette
Related: Welcome to our 2017 Holiday Gift Guide! Hundreds of gift ideas for everyone on your list
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Batman Smells Christmas Card (Debbie Draws Funny; at top)
We can’t stop laughing! Even your kids will love this one.
Nailed It Christmas Lights Card (Debbie Draws Funny)
The struggle is real.
Snapchat Filter Kardashian Christmas Card (Nocturnal Paper)
Hey, she’s a woman of simple means.
First Draft Frosty Holiday Card (Emily McDowell)
Because we’ve entered the age of “fixed it for you.”
Stranger Things “Run” Christmas Card (Champaign Paper)
There are a ton of “This Christmas Goes to Eleven” cards out there, but this one works…on a lot of levels.
You Sleigh Beyonce Christmas Card (GNODpop)
Perfection. Though the middle fingers would be cool for certain friends.
Christmas Cheer Card (Top Hat and Monocle)
With all the hustle and bustle of the holidays, it’s important to find the Christmas cheer sweet spot.
Funny Maxine Waters Christmas Card (Amelia Street Studio)
Best feminist Christmas card ever.
Funny Star Wars Christmas Presents Card (Card Inky)
Just when we thought we’d seen every funny Star Wars card out there…
Rapping Paper Holiday Card (Paper Source)
Yo Yo Yo is the new Ho Ho Ho
Lousy Hanukkah Card Selection Card (Near Modern Disaster)
Do you know how hard it is to find great Hanukkah cards? This designer does too. Ha.
Funny Hipster Christmas Card (LowriCHMorgan)
He would like, totally not go down the chimney though, because do you know what US-made, indie brand, sustainable cotton buffalo check shirts go for these days?
Deck the Halls, Not Your Family Card (Little Red Monkey Store)
Did a friend barely survive Thanksgiving? Congrats, you’ve found her card.
Funny Dark Side Christmas Card (Embrace 123)
How could we resist one more funny Star Wars card?
Reindeer…Taste Like Chicken Card (Pixies and Porcupines)
Probably not one for your vegan friends.
Funny Golden Girls Christmas Card Set (Shop Ma Designs)
This set of four includes the ladies’ best Christmas quotes including our favorite from Rose.
Happy Challah-Days (Julie Yegen)
The perfect multi-denominational card.
Game of Thrones Funny Christmas Card (Magically Crafted Shop)
Jon Snow…you know Christmas!
Funny Gave You My Heart Christmas Card (Yeah Oh Greetings)
We always wondered about those lyrics too. Like, if he gave her his heart, then she gave it away, how did he get it back to regift it again this year? It boggles the mind.
Let’s Start a New Year Card (Sad Shop)
Um, we know a few people who are ready to call it quits on 2017. So maybe this is…an optimist’s card?
i love a funny pun based card
i get them every year