Hooray! Itโs funny Valentineโs Card time at Cool Mom Picks! If youโre more silly than sentimental, more snarky than sappy, then each year, we have the best time tracking down the perfect Valentineโs Day card for you.
I think these 16 are sure to make you giggle. Or smirk. Or smile. Because hey, the couple who plays together, stays together.
Related: 17 of our favorite geeky Valentineโs cards from Star Wars to STEM to Harry Potter.
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Eww Feelings Valentineโs Day Card | Awkward Affections
When expressing your feelings makes you uncomfortable, but you want to tell your partner you two are a thing.

I Wouldnโt Want To Binge Watch TV With Anyone Else Valentineโs Day Card | Curly Bracket Design
The ultimate expression of love in 2018.

Borat Valentineโs Day Card | Yea Oh Greetings
Get ready for sexy time!

I Like You Even Before My First Cup of Coffee Valentineโs Day Card | Fox and Wit
Thereโs love and then thereโs true love.

You Have Ultra Fine Written All Over You Valentineโs Day Card | Jamlefevre
How can we resist a good pun and terrible pick-up line all rolled into one?

Iโd Double Tap That Valentineโs Day Card | Red Headed Stepchild Co
A funny Valentineโs card for when your love is #Instaworthy.

I Shaved My Legs for You | Teeny Weenie Paper
Probably not great for your first Valentineโs Day together. But perfect for your 10th or 20th!

I Love You Even When You Leave The Toilet Seat Up Valentineโs Day Card | Sioux Alice
Yes, itโs a clichรฉ but only because itโs true. And seriously, love has its limits.
Related: 12 creative Valentineโs gifts all supporting indie shops

Happy Galentineโs DAy Card | Drunk Girl Designs
Donโt forget about your BFF on Valentineโs Day. Especially if sheโs the type whoโd rather forget about Valentineโs Day altogether.

Kirk and Spock Star Trek โ Star Wars Mashup Valentineโs Card | Lolo2ology
On Cool Mom Tech, our favorite geeky Valentineโs cards included this evidence that Vulcans do have emotions. Sort of.

You Have a Nice Butt Poem Valentineโs Day Card | In A Nutshell Studio
What? We think a nice butt is worth acknowledging at least once a year.

Sleep is Our Favorite Date Valentineโs Day Card | Sad Shop
The perfect Valentineโs Day card for new parents, amirite?

I Love Hating Things With You Valentineโs Day Card | In a Nutshell Studio
For soulmates who just canโt even.

Youโre the Only One For Me Valentineโs Day Card | Emily McDowell Studio
Then again, your one and only will learn that new app for you.

Letโs Get it On Valentineโs Day Card | Knotty Cards
When youโre feeling frisky, but you know, prioritiesโฆ

Youโre the Only One I Want to Stare at My Phone Next To in Bed Valentineโs Day Card | Spade Stationery
In other words: Just being by your side means so much.

Happy Half Price Candy Day Valentineโs Day Card | Wit and Wander
A funny Valentineโs Card for that single friend or partner in crime who isnโt a big fan of the commercial holiday โ but does love the drugstore aisle sales on February 15th.

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