We share funny baby gifts for new parents all year around here, so why not create an entire category for the best funny baby gifts in our Baby Gift Guide? Exactly! And so we did. I mean, what new parents can’t use a good laugh during some of the most anxiety-provoking, sleepless weeks of their lives? Not to bring the vibe down or anything.
Yes, you can find a zillion sassy onesies everywhere you look, or lists of “funny baby gifts” on websites where it looks like they just Googled and picked the first 10 things that came up. (Ahem.) As for us, we spent time on this, yo!
You can we tend to lean toward those funny baby gifts that are a little more clever, a little more unexpected, a little more wry. Besides, a “lock up your daughters” onesie is soooo 2008. And kind of gross. So don’t do that.
With that, please enjoy our picks for the baby gifts that make us laugh, make us smile, make us want to run right out and get one immediately. Just like babies. (Well, except for that last part.)
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Our guide is brought to you in part by Chicco, who makes the kinds of practical, affordable baby gifts
we’ve always included in our guides.
All gifts have been editorially determined by our staff. Just the stuff we love! We’ve included gifts from a range of stores, but as always, we urge you to consider independent retailers and support small businesses. This post contains affiliate links, which means we may receive a small commission from certain purchases to help support the work we do at no additional cost to you.
10 Funny Baby Gifts We Love
A funny mommy-and-me/ daddy-and-me set
Original/remix/encore parent-baby set | $24/28/ea, KaAns Designs
Mamalorian / Baby Yoda or Dadalorian/ Baby Yoda set | $33/set, Lola Cakes Boutique
Bougie mommy and me t-shirt set | $32/ea, Alexis Letes
It was hard to stop at three!
A funny teether
Silicone boob teether | $20, Uncommon Goods
Whip it out any time. We would.
A geek-chic board book
100 First Words For Little Geeks | $10, Uncommon Goods
Chock full of movie references (inconceivable!), STEM vocab (P is for pi, not pie), and all manner of sci-fi words.
Related: See the entire Cool Mom Tech archive of geeky baby gifts here.
An Instagram-ready funny baby outfit
Bubble tea baby outfit | $39.50, Buzz Bear Studio
Maker of the original ramen baby outfit, her boba tea outfit is so funny and adorable and no it’s not just for Halloween! Sheesh.
Straight Outta Quarantine baby onesie | $13.79 and up, E & Me Co
We know what you did last spring. Or summer. Or fall. Or winter.
A baby gift that’s poop-related
Merde embroidery hoop | $28, The Pigeon’s Nest UK
Perfect for right above the changing table, don’t you think? (Feel free to google, if you don’t know the word.)
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A funny rubber duckie
Celebriducks Rubber Duckies | $4.99, Ducks in the Window
Prince, Ariana, The Walking Dead…even The Duckinator. (“I’ll be quack…”)
Gender is a Social Construct onesie | $16, A is for Activist
Funny because it’s true. And perfect for the parents who wouldn’t even think of hosting a “gender reveal” party, let alone one that will maim the party guests guests.
Related: The best feminist baby gifts
A baby burrito swaddle set
Burrito Baby Swaddle and Hat | $48, Uncommon Goods
Since we all say we’re wrapping the baby like a burrito anyway, this is the perfect funny baby gift.
Note: Please don’t eat the baby.
Wine with funny labels
Mommy milestone wine labels | $10.95…plus the wine, Harper & Ivy
One more thing to look forward to postpartum. Well, the wine. Maybe not the first public tantrum.
A soothing candle with an inspirational saying
Go the f to sleep lavender candle | $18, Less Than Ladylike Co
Just don’t advise them to “sleep when the baby sleeps.” God, that’s annoying.