Funny baby gifts that keep us laughing | Baby Gift Guide

We share funny baby gifts for new parents all year around here, so why not create an entire category for our favorite funny baby gifts in our Baby Gift Guide? And so we did. I mean, what new parents can’t use a good laugh during some of the most anxiety-provoking, sleepless weeks of their lives? (Not to bring the vibe down or anything.)

Yes, you can find a zillion sassy onesies everywhere you look, or lists of “funny baby gifts” on websites where it looks like they just did a quick search and picked the first 10 things that came up. (Ahem.) As for us, we spent a whole lot of time seeing what made us laugh. You might notice we tend to lean toward those funny baby gifts that are a little more clever, a little more unexpected, and a little more wry.

With that, please enjoy our picks for the baby gifts that make us laugh, make us smile, make us want to run right out and get one immediately. Now, who’s got a baby to shop for?

Embroidery hoop above: The Pigeon’s Nest UK

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Funny Baby Gifts That Keep Us Laughing

A funny mommy-and-me/ daddy-and-me set

The Original- The REmix – The ENcore parent-baby set
Dope Mom/Baby Set
Pops/Shorty Set
All $15.25-21/ea, KaAns Designs
We’re happy to continue supporting the legit maker of these awesome family tees, which have long since gone viral — and been copied so many times. Shop the original. Worth it.

Related: 12 of the absolute best daddy and me tees for Father’s Day

Boobie Birds Dish Towels | $16, Uncommon Goods
She’ll be whipping hers out all the time anyway. Maybe someone else can whip these out and help with some of that spit up?

 

A geek-chic board book

100 First Words For Little Geeks | $8, Amazon
Chock full of movie references (inconceivable!), STEM vocab (P is for pi, not pie), and all manner of sci-fi words.

 

An Instagram-ready baby outfit

Bubble Tea Baby Outfit | $49+, Buzz Bear Studio
Maker of the original ramen baby outfit, her boba outfit is so adorable and no it’s not just for Halloween! Sheesh. A favorite funny baby gift that still makes us laugh.

 

A funny baby gift that’s poop-related

Merde embroidery hoop | $28, The Pigeon’s Nest UK
Perfect for right above the changing table, don’t you think? (Feel free to google, if you don’t know the word.)
Note: It’s no longer available in her shop but mayyyyybe if you ask really really nicely?

Everyone Poops Baby Onesie | $20, Out of Print
Yes, there are lots of potty humor onesies, but this one is like, literary. So it’s better.
If it’s out of print at Out of Print, try Taro Gomi’s iconic book at bookshop.org.

 

A funny rubber duckie

Celebriducks Rubber Duckies | $19.99, Amazon
Prince, Ariana, The Walking Dead, Dolly…even Freddy (A.K.A. Bohemian Quacksody)

 

 

A baby burrito swaddle set

Burrito Baby Swaddle and Hat | $48, Uncommon Goods
Since we all say we’re wrapping the baby like a burrito anyway, this is the perfect funny baby gift.
Note: Please don’t eat the baby. Even with guac.

 

Wine with funny labels

Mommy milestone wine labels | $10.95…without the wine, Harper & Ivy
One more thing to look forward to postpartum. Well, the wine. Maybe not the first public tantrum.

 

A soothing candle with an inspirational saying

“I just need some f*ing sleep” candle | $25 (but check for discounts), James Wax
Just don’t advise them to “sleep when the baby sleeps.” Man, that’s annoying.