Full disclosure: I recently bought myself one of those fancy adult coloring books. I lined up my new colored pencils with their perfectly sharpened tips, total ROYGBIV rainbow.

I colored for about 5 minutes and threw the dang thing in a drawer.

Sorry not sorry, but it’s just too much pressure. It didn’t relax me at all.

But then I learned about these perfectly snarky adult coloring books from Papeterie Bleu, like #MOMLIFE: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book, which gets me on a cellular level.

As a mom, I have lived the pages of¬†Threenager and Potty like a rock star, and I wake up every morning thinking Mom hair, don’t care.

Related: 21 of the coolest coloring books for adults. Pass those markers over, kids.

Adult coloring books for moms and dads that are hilariously snarky

Snarky coloring books for moms and dads from Papeterie Bleu are our new zen.

Dad Life: A Manly Coloring Book from Papeterie Bleu is full of fabulous dad jokes.

One little quibble: #MomLife isn’t an entirely white thing, yo. But then, I guess you could color in the stressed-out parents on the pages¬†anyway you’d like.

They also have Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book,¬†for the guy who’s always dreamed of coloring in an intricate tableau of Pull my finger. Okay so the men don’t ask directions¬†joke is a little played, but hey, if the clich√© fits.

Also check out the publisher’s¬†other snarky adult coloring book options, including Mandalas? Meh,¬†a refreshing¬†change from all the New Year’s memes of beautiful sunsets circulating on Facebook, urging me to be one with the universe.

That book is definitely my favorite, because, I can so relate to the page with the quote, Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.

Just don’t tell my yoga instructor I said that. Or my kids.

Find the¬†awesomely snarky coloring books for moms — and dads — ¬†from Papeterie¬†Blue at our affiliate Amazon or¬†look for them at your local indie bookseller.