Your spouse fell in love with you, married you, and actually consented to create tiny people with you. And when you get to the Happy Anniversary section of the greeting card display, what are your choices? Gold-trimmed champagne glasses with sappy poems in curly script. Or fart jokes.
If that’s not your style, skip the sap and crap and click over to see the new anniversary cards by CMP favorite shop, mom-run Alternative Greetings.
There’s another clever anniversary card
to choose from from Kiki Parry’s sometimes twisted mind, plus a ton of
clever, cheeky greetings for pretty much any occasion. All guaranteed to
be better than anything with Garfield on it. ~Delilah