12 hilarious titles for parenting books that need to be written, stat!

On our Facebook page this week, we shared a meme from Mother Playlist, that said, Iโ€™m going to write a parenting book called โ€œFine. Whatever. Go ahead.โ€ Can you relate? Hilarious as our Facebook followers are, they started sharing titles of their own parenting books, and we think a publisherโ€ฆ

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On our Facebook page this week, we shared a meme from Mother Playlist, that said, Iโ€™m going to write a parenting book called โ€œFine. Whatever. Go ahead.โ€

Can you relate?

Hilarious as our Facebook followers are, they started sharing titles of their own parenting books, and we think a publisher needs to snap these up, stat! With full credit and all advances and royalties to the title creators, of course.

 

Stop Smelling Your Brother!: And Other Things I Never Thought Iโ€™d Say, by ErinKate Oโ€™Donnell

Please Donโ€™t Do That at the Dinner Table, by Sara Harris

It Isnโ€™t Morning Yet, by Megan Helms

LIFT UPPPPPPP THE SEAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, by Stephanie Decembrino-Arnold

I Asked Nicely the First Three Times, by Robyn Roark

Did You Look for 2 Minutes?, by Amee Thompson Dulmes

โ€œDonโ€™t Tell Your Motherโ€ (And They Always Tell Her), by Joshua White

Everything is Sticky, by Cate Simms

Fine, Iโ€™ll Just Do It, by Suzanne Kehoe Kosmer

Eat 4 Carrots and Then I Donโ€™t Care, by Jennie Houghton

I Love You Butโ€ฆ, by Holly Vivian Hughes

Iโ€™m Sorry I Judged You Before I Had Kids, by Lisa Perez

 

Thanks to our amazing Facebook community! Youโ€™re our kind of parents. And thanks to @MotherPlaylist for the inspo โ€“ sheโ€™s a fun follow on Instagram.

Top image: Nicole Honeywill on Unsplash


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