They’re demanding, loud, unstoppable, and more than capable of completely taking over our lives. Yes, babies are overlords, but we love them right down to their scrunchy little toes. And this cute new baby card might even get your sleepless friend who’s been nursing nonstop for two weeks to laugh. Maybe.

Made by Little Low, it’s printed on thick card stock, available in pink or blue (natch) and a charming way to congratulate new underlings…I mean, parents. Not included: Starbucks gift card from you to the tired parents, considering most overlords wake up before dawn, howling.

Find the Love to Tiny Overlord new baby card (and tons of other cute cards!) at Little Low on Etsy.