Funny Life Before Kids Father's Day Card
Etsy · Spade Stationery He doesn't have to answer that.

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We always love searching for funny Father's Day cards -- and especially the challenge of finding funny Father's Day cards that don't involve cliché jokes about grilling, golf, lawnmowers, or hogging the remote control.
It's harder than you think! And yet, I've found 21 this year that are totally cracking us all up.
From Star Wars and Anchorman to cringe humor and funny-sweet cards, we hope you find the funny Father's Day card that's perfect for your own dad, grandpa, or dad-like figure in your life.
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Etsy · Spade Stationery He doesn't have to answer that.
Emilymcdowell · Emily McDowell No really, don't get him a made-for-Instagram inspirational quote tie. Emily gets it.
Etsy · Seas and Peas Here's to gender norms: May we mock them forever.
Etsy · Wit and Whistle (Although if Darth Vader were your dad, you'd be Luke or Leia and that's kind of cool)
Etsy · Greetyoself Yep, still funny!
Etsy · Doodle Love From the baby, who probably needs changing right now.
Etsy · Wit and Whistle Aaaand...this is another way to go from the baby
Etsy · Greet Yo Self Father...San Diego...same difference.
Etsy · DandyLion Designs Barbra sends hugs
Etsy · Knotty Cards A card for your own dad if you're single. Just don't give him a heart attack for Father's Day!
Etsy · How Awcard Not sure how many dads you can give this to...no judgments.
Etsy · In a Nutshell Studio It's funny because it's true. Right?
Etsy · Wit and Whistle Whatever else is going on, you can always be grateful you're not a gerbil
Etsy · Hop Skip Jump Paper There are other options too, like if you love him more than RealityTV, video games, and candy corn? Get all of them.
I love you more than... Father's Day Card
Daddy-Daughter Funny Father's Day Card He raised you to be honest. Good for him.
Etsy · AlyLou Cards Better than telling him that he's why the call it the blues.
Etsy · Nine Two Design Don't use his money to buy the gift either.
Etsy · LCH Morgan In space, no one can hear you laugh really loud about dad jokes
Etsy · Cheeky Kumquat Seriously though, don't forget your stepdad.
Etsy · SadShop This may make him cry the wrong way, come to think of it.
Emilymcdowell · Emily McDowell Take it from this Mom, she'll forgive you; it's Father's Day.