Because You Pushed it Real Good

Because You Pushed it Real Good

Of all the unspeakables that go along with pregnancy, can we agree that hemorrhoids take the cake? Chances are if you pushed out a baby, you’ve got a few of your very own, um, badges of honor. Thanks to parent-owned  Least Likely 2 Breed (who CMP readers might...
Geneticist Humor

Geneticist Humor

Yes, I’m pregnant. No, it’s not my first. It’s a boy, and yes, we have a name. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to talk to that person over there who’s going to ask me the very same questions. Pregnancy brings out the curiosity from...
Got BOOB?

Got BOOB?

When I was pregnant with my daughter, I eagerly perused nursing shirt offerings only to find the scariest and most complicated tops I had ever seen. Good God, isn’t breastfeeding challenging enough? Well “bad” is the last word you will use to...
For Those About to Breed We Salute You

For Those About to Breed We Salute You

There are a few benefits to being a so-called younger mom, and one of them is that you can get away with the way fun maternity fashions from record store owner-turned-mom/designer, LeahBrumley, of Rock Star Moms. If you’re not yet at the "turn down that...
Keep Those Maternity Panties to Yourself

Keep Those Maternity Panties to Yourself

At 8 months pregnant, yoga still does wonders for my body and mind. Unfortunately, it’s a little tough on my ego, what with the the evil combo of giant maternity underwear and low-rise yoga pants, creating a peep show of the worst kind for those behind me in...
B.Y.O.G.

B.Y.O.G.

I’m not sure which I’m dreading more — the pain of labor and delivery, or the pain of labor and delivery in one of those hospital gowns that would clearly be too big for a 450lb linebacker. So maybe it’s not that bad, but the thought of wearing...
One Size Fits Bump

One Size Fits Bump

At 6 months pregnant, I’m alreadywearing a size large in most of my shirts. Okay, all of them. And even then, I’m still pulling down my not-so-flattering shirt to cover the band that barely keeps my pants up. Apparently designer and mom Michaela Cotter...
Rock the Belly, Baby

Rock the Belly, Baby

Being pregnant doesn’t mean turning into Frumpo McFrump. In fact there is nothing wrong with being Sexy McSexypants or Rock McRoll when you’re with child in the 21st century. Which is why I’m totally crushing on LAB40’s custom pregger tees....
Let’s All Do the Bump

Let’s All Do the Bump

If there is a "next time" and I end up with a cute little bump instead of the quadruple roly-poly thing I had with baby number one, I’m getting a cute little BUMP shirt to match. These "Baby Under Manufacturing Process" tees are just subtle...