It’s that time of year when we dig deep, get picky, and track down funny Father’s Day cards that really do make us laugh. And hey, that’s harder than it looks! I don’t know about you, but when I think of my dad, I don’t think about mowing the lawn, hogging the remote, or sitting around drinking beer. Let alone golf. I’m sure there are some dads like that, but that doesn’t explain why they are the subject of 99% of the so-called funny Father’s Day cards out there.
Just know that some our our funny Father’s Day card ideas are for your dad, some are for a cool grandpa or father-in-law, and some are for the father of your children. Be sure not to confuse which is which. Because, weird. And if you want them, order soon!
Thanks for still loving me Father’s Day Card ($4.00, Cheeky Kumquat)
What a perfect card for a new dad. From uh, a new mom wearing some interesting new bras these days.
As you suspected Father’s Day Card ($4.38, Bettie Confetti)
Dammit. It’s true, isn’t it.
Not the Worst Father Card ($4.50, Wit and Whistle)
What would Father’s Day be without a Vader reference?
Life before Kids Father’s Day Card ($4.00, Spade Stationery)
Aw, we kid, Kind of.
All-knowing dad Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Seriously Shannon)
It’s the little things, isn’t it?
Without You Father’s Day Card ($4.95, Catch 22 Cards)
Well, it would suck for you. You can’t necessarily speak for him.
Baby Times Father’s Day Card ($4.17, Tense and Urgent)
Now that is a thing to celebrate.
Jaime Lannister Father’s Day Card ($3.00, Everburg Design Studio)
Yes, we went there. And we would again.
Stepdad Father’s Day Card ($4.00, Cheeky Kumquat)
Because stepfathers need love too. And humor.
You’re the Boss Father’s Day Card ($7.41, Diamond Donatello)
Whether he gets the reference or not.
Dad text Father’s Day Card ($4.00, Nocturnal Paper)
Don’t you love how lame dad jokes are just delivered so much quicker and easier these days? Thanks technology!
Loin Fruit Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Wit and Whistle)
Well when you put it that way…
Doing that thing with mom Father’s Day Card ($4.00, Cheeky Kumquat)
There are a lot of sex joke Father’s Day cards out there and this might be the closest we can get without cringing. Now clear your mind, and think of other things.
Maury Povich Father’s Day Card ($4.25, Seas and Peas)
Yep, still funny.
Embarrassing Parent Father’s Day Card ($4.38, Bettie Confetti)
Please have a mom with a sense of humor for this one.
Bacon Card ($5.00, Sad Shop)
For the man of few words.
Father-in law card ($3.99, LeSentiments)
One for the inherited dad figures in our lives.
Kanye card ($5.98, Pablo Panda)
Yes, but do you love him more than Kanye loves Kanye?
Ron Swanson advice Father’s Day Cards ($3.00, instant download Danielle Robbins)
Here are just two from the fun collection of cards featuring advice from Ron Swanson, and maybe your own dad. Actually, have you ever seen the two of them in the same place at once?
IKEA furniture Father’s Day Card ($3.00, R Born and Raised)
The true sign of an involved parent for our generation.
Dad Bod Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Seriously Shannon)
What is this Dad Bod thing and why is it suddenly cool? We don’t know either. But, uh, we’re glad men are embracing their bodies and finally developing strong self-esteem? Or something.
Bad Dad Jokes Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Alta Rose Designs)
IF he doesn’t already know these, now he can add them to his repertoire. Actually, so can we — there are some good ones here!
I love you Father’s Day Card ($4.50, Jessica Ferguson Art)
And this is why we always tell you guys to get gifts, too.
On Fleek Father’s Day card ($5.10, The Messinger)
The definitive card of 2015.