Well of course we had to share our favorite Schitt’s Creek gifts this year! After all, you might realize that one of favorite holiday gift recommendations each year are the up-to-the-minute pop-culture gifts, like Fleabag gifts in 2019, 90’s TV pop culture gifts for every millennial and X-er missing the good old days, and this year, our favorite Star Wars’ Mandalorian gifts. (Coming soon: The best Among Us gifts, beyond the cool Among Us caps we found here.)
So of course one of the pop culture sensations of 2020 is, without a doubt, the lovable and quirky television series Schitt’s Creek. Whether you’ve been a fan going way back to 2016 (2015 in Canada!) or binge-watched the entire series during quarantine this year, we cannot get enough of the Rose family, their friends, and every single person who ever stepped foot in that town, TBH.
If you too have an obsessed Schitt’s Creek fan on your holiday shopping list, hold on to your perfectly coiffed wig: I’ve rounded up 20 of simply the best gifts that are a little bit Alexis…and a little bit David, Moira, Johnny, Stevie, Patrick, Roland, and Jocelyn.
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Rose Apothecary Soy Candle
If we could shop in David and Patrick’s store IRL, I’m pretty sure they’d stock these Rose Apothecary Soy & Vegan Candles from Belle Vie Candle. Choose from eight sophisticated scents like Lime Mandarin, Frosted Juniper, or White Tea and Ginger, none of which smell like the inside of Roland’s truck.
David Rose Lightning Bolt Sweater
You know David Rose would never be caught dead in a knockoff, so we’ve tracked down the awesome and iconic original lightning bolts sweater from Neil Barrett. (And it’s on sale!) You might even get a hug if you gift this to the fashionista in your life — along with a kilt, of course.
Schitt’s Creek Tea Towels
My sister gifted me a couple of these Schitt’s Creek “favorite quotes” Kitchen Towels from Sweatshirt Nation (also at very top left), and I love them so much, I yell when the kids wipe their dirty fingers on them. Good luck picking only two quotes; they are all so memorable, I can hear the characters saying them in my head.
Rosebud Motel Baseball Cap
With a nod to the Rose family’s home base (and a wink to David’s very short stint in baseball), I love this simple Rosebud Motel baseball cap that I spotted in Target, in distressed gray and bright red embroidery. Just, ew, please don’t ever wear it backwards–Alexis would not approve.
Alexis’s Love That Journey for Me Journal
Maybe someone in your life could use this Schitt’s Creek gift to dream about places they might visit. (The Galápagos, perhaps?) Or maybe they’ll just write down everything they want to do post-pandemic. Either way, Alexis’s Love That Journey For Me journal from Zen and Tonic Designs makes a perfect little gift for list-makers, with almost 100 lined pages just waiting for you.
Best Wishes, Warmest Regards Door Mat
This Best Wishes Warmest Regards door mat from The Doormatory on Etsy is the ideal gift for the Stevie Budd to your David Rose. It sounds sweet. But is it really? Hm.
Schitt’s Creek Quote Art Print
Love this bright and beautifully designed Schitt’s Creek art print by Risa Rodil that features words of wisdom from Alexis Rose. Give it to your favorite teen, best friend, or maybe hang in your own home office, because it’s a good one. The quote can also be printed on tees, phone cases, pillows, and notebooks.
Printable Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine Labels and Wine Glass
If just the phrase “fruit wine” gives you a case of the giggles, you may want to take a stab at this DIY project to turn up the giftiness on a few favorite wines. These printable Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine labels from Practical and Pretty (which happen to have the absolute best verbiage on the back label) are made to be printed on a Xyron, though us lesser-equipped crafting mortals should be okay with sticker paper too. Best of all, it’s a free download when you subscribe.
And, while you’re at it, add a special wine glass like this I Like the Wine Not the Label glass from 3 Wishes by Jeannie. It’s the perfect, memorable line from a perfect, memorable show.
Moira Rose Prayer Candle
No spoilers if you haven’t made it through Season 6 yet, but let just say this Moira prayer candle from Flaming Feminist is wonderful in every way. If you want the best Schitt’s Creek gift at a super price, give this to everyone on your list who you think could use a little blessing and acceptance in their lives.
Schitt’s Creek Quotable Throw Pillow
Know someone who has had just about enough with Zoom social gatherings? Tell them you know exactly how they feel with this classic David Rose quote on a soft throw pillow. The case can be removed to wash because, ew, germs.
Rosebud Motel Robe
The Rosebud Motel may not have much in terms of room service, but we are digging this soft, plush “official” Rosebud Motel robe that even has a pocket to hold your room key. Throw on after a shower, or just wear all day. You know, when pulling on leggings feels like too much work.
Bebe Onesie and Mug Set
Know someone who is a new bebé mama? Check out this cool Bebé Mama Gift Set from Roc the Crystal which comes with a onesie for the little one, and something to hold lots of caffeinated beverage for the mama. Even Moira would approve though she’d never let that bebé near her bebés.
Schitt’s Creek “Fold in the Cheese” Apron
If you’re shopping for a seasoned pros in the kitchen, or someone a bit more on the Moira/David super-beginner level, this Fold in the Cheese Schitt’s Creek apron from Good Crafternoon Company will keep them clean as they tackle the next recipe. Comes in seven colors but, alas, no instructions on how to fold in the cheese.
The Moira Rose 2021 Vocabulary Calendar
You will not find a more erudite calendar to enumerate the days, than this Moira Rose 2021 Vocabulary Calendar from Denver-based The Card Aisle. It should fill your brain to the brim with splendacious words each month, and that is a gift in itself. I also love the minimalist illustrations, which feature twelve of Moira’s most memorable (if not minimalist) outfits from the show.
Café Tropical Coffee Mug
They can start their day with a Café Tropical mug filled with anything but Twyla’s Surprise Me Smoothie. Made by Sugarmouth Clothing, this ceramic mug comes in two sizes but get the large, because 2020 has been a year.
David Rose’s Sweater Pins
David Rose’s sweater lapel pins by Colorful Geekiness are awesome as backpack bling or diaper bag pins, or just attach to a favorite quarantine sweatshirt or the lapel on your fleece jacket for a little style. I think they’re all like tiny pieces of art. Available to purchase separately, but I’d need all four because how could I choose?
Whether or not they can carry a tune, a soft Jazzagals tee from Deep in the Heart Tees will make any superfan’s heart sing. Comes in tons of colors too, though we adore this color and think Jocelyn would approve.
Schitt’s Creek Sticker Set
This little Schitt’s Creek sticker set from Tayroar Design makes a great stocking stuffer for just a few dollars (with free shipping!) and it includes such recognizable images as David’s lightning bolt sweater, a Rosebud Motel key ring, a ticket to The Crows Have Eyes 3 movie, and the cassette tape from Alexis’s, um, interesting audition.
Schitt’s Creek Christmas Ornament
If there’s one thing we need in 2020 — besides Schitt’s Creek gifts — it’s to say goodbye to 2020. Here, let David do it for you. (From Ken’s Designs Matter)
Schitt’s Creek Complete DVD Box Set
For those of you who had to wait all those long months until the final season was finally streaming, you know you never want to go through that again. And neither will any friends of yours who plan to binge it during this long, socially-distant winter. So give them Schitt’s Creek complete series DVD Box Set in one complete package. To own. Forever. It even includes some outtakes and bloopers, though you’ll note that its affordability is, in part, because of somewhat flimsy packaging. Also, the fact that no one is buying DVDs much anymore. Even so, did I mention they will own this? Forever?